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So... my mother and I are watching TV. And we see the beginning of a show called My Big Redneck Wedding. Stuff about food, yeah, the mother doesn't like the dress, yeah, the couple sitting next to each other... "He's my brother." "She's my sister."
Wait. What?
Back to the mother - "You will marry your brother whether you like it or not."
WHAT?
Wait. What?
Back to the mother - "You will marry your brother whether you like it or not."
WHAT?
The Epistler was quite honestly knocked on her ethereal behind by the sheer logic of this.
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My brother and sister used to joke that they were each other's back up. That is, if they were about 40 and neither one of them was married they'd move to Arkansas and get married. Of course, my sister had to go and get married, so that ended that. But, we joked about it. Whether or not it's legal...361 wrote:Um... I think that's kinda... illegal?
I mean... incest _is_ still illegal in the US right?
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Well, that's brotherly love for you. The good thing is that the dowry stays in the family, right? And technically your father doesn't even need to give you away. It makes things so much simpler.bobtheenchantedone wrote: Back to the mother - "You will marry your brother whether you like it or not."
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Just a cool video to watch when you have access to youtube.
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I am sorry I didn't look to where you might have been Katydid. Feel free to shout out "Sam" if you seem me and I don't happen to. Was it when I was eating ice cream?katydid wrote:Yellow M&M- I saw you too, but you were in the other line and I didn't want you to think I was a creepy stalker either. How about let's be friends, so we don't have to think we're being creepy stalkers. Deal?
Also, I saw Sam, but I'm positive he didn't see me.
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Deal! You were actually helping my old D&C teacher, which was weird.katydid wrote:Yellow M&M- I saw you too, but you were in the other line and I didn't want you to think I was a creepy stalker either. How about let's be friends, so we don't have to think we're being creepy stalkers. Deal?
Also, I saw Sam, but I'm positive he didn't see me.
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Technically I didn't see either of them. Katydid was the one doing the seeing.Unit of Energy wrote:Well, while katydid and Sam and M&M were seeing each other I was getting written up in the library. Yeah, I was running late for work and simply forgot to check the book out. It was upsetting. They filed a report on me, like a real one with my address and birth date and everything.
And so Unit, you are saying that if I bribe the security guards enough, then I will know your name?
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Well, maybe. Or you could just ask me. Of course that's less fun, but also less creepy.Nanti-SARRMM wrote:Technically I didn't see either of them. Katydid was the one doing the seeing.Unit of Energy wrote:Well, while katydid and Sam and M&M were seeing each other I was getting written up in the library. Yeah, I was running late for work and simply forgot to check the book out. It was upsetting. They filed a report on me, like a real one with my address and birth date and everything.
And so Unit, you are saying that if I bribe the security guards enough, then I will know your name?
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