The internet is a black hole of despair that destroys dreams

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Fredjikrang wrote:
Laser Jock wrote:Yay, I cause despair and destroy dreams...
Yo,ure teh internet? O,o
I believe LJ was quoting a larger passage of scripture: "For behold, in the last days a great abomination shall arise and cover the land, crying: Behold I come not to connect, but to sever. Yea, I cause despair and destroy dreams. Yea, all of your spare time are belong to us."

Some interpret this to apply to the internet at large. Others take a more liberal approach and claim that it only applies to MySpace, Facebook, and other ostensibly social networks. Some more conservative scholars claim that it can be successfully applied to all electronic devices since the radio. Others still claim that the great beast has yet to show its head.

Me? I think it was talking about CATS. And now that Hobbes has CATS scurried away somewhere in an attempt complete his control, I'd say that Nanti's statement wouldn't be too far off.
He who knows others is clever;
He who knows himself has discernment.
He who overcomes others has force;
He who overcomes himself is strong. 33:1-4
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Is that from the 1337 Bible??

63N35I5 1:1:

In 7h3 b36innin6 60d cr3a73d 7h3 h3av3n and 7h3 3ar7h.

The 1337 Bible
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Wow that is epic!

But it reminds me of trying to type arabic with an english keyboard... you end up with 7 wherever there is a certain type of 'h' and onward... thus by my reading the first time I didn't get it lol
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Okay, now we know that the internet really is a black hole of despair and all that.

Check this out. (scroll up a bit when you get there.)
The Epistler was quite honestly knocked on her ethereal behind by the sheer logic of this.
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Want to know my favorite part of that? I found this: http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/57924602/7145710
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bobtheenchantedone wrote:Okay, now we know that the internet really is a black hole of despair and all that.

Check this out. (scroll up a bit when you get there.)
Wow. I want my 5 minutes of life back. Why did you have to link to that? It's... making me speachless!
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yellow m&m wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:Okay, now we know that the internet really is a black hole of despair and all that.

Check this out. (scroll up a bit when you get there.)
Wow. I want my 5 minutes of life back. Why did you have to link to that? It's... making me speachless!

eww! Ewww! EWWWWW! YUCK!!!!!

I stopped reading a couple sentences in... So bad... SO BAD!!!
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I didn't read any of the actual stuff, just the comments at the end. Which is where I found that sweet Iroh gif! :D
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Reading the comments instead of the sample is often a life-saving practice over at Pottersues. And you still get the gist of the story.

Honestly, I love that place. It gives me much needed laughs. : D
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Fredjikrang wrote:I didn't read any of the actual stuff, just the comments at the end. Which is where I found that sweet Iroh gif! :D
Toph is my favorite... :P

Aang is just too full of self doubt for me to like him much...

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Toph is awesome. :D
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All I know of that series comes from watching five episodes of the Abridged series.
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Thanks Bob. That little horror of a story may have just been the feather to push me over the edge. I think I'll go to the bell tower now and start shouting out sanctuary.
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote:Thanks Bob. That little horror of a story may have just been the feather to push me over the edge. I think I'll go to the bell tower now and start shouting out sanctuary.
No need. I've been doing that all afternoon. I slipped weeks ago...
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