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[bismark]

ok, so you all thing i am jerk ("bismark is a jerk" is one of the top google searches that lands people at my blog), so i wanted to share a softer side with you all. here are a list of things that i like according to google:

1) bismark likes to display a substantial amount of very incisive ignorance and low wit.

2) bismark likes to shock bystanders with his infamous riddler’s cackle…

3) bismark likes to take familiar images and clichés and reincarnate them in a wholly original form.

4) bismark likes to play video games and destory things -_-.

5) bismark likes to flick cameras off (:.

5) bismark likes to hear a laugh that comes from human empathy.

6) bismark likes to think about the solar system, the dynamics of rotation, its effects on binary star systems and if it has linear or emotional effects.

7) bismark likes to accumulate image after image, one per line, as if trying to find the essence of something, even as he knows it’s ultimately impossible.

8 ) bismark likes to keep his social life simple and he stays close to his roots.

9) bismark likes to read mysteries, horror stories and biographies; play tennis; and play video games.

10) bismark likes to play cricket.

my original blog post on this topic is here:

http://cpanra.org/ryan/bismark-likes-to</blogspam >

everyone else do it. NOW.

[chillygator]

How is flicking cameras off a softer side?

[Nanti-SARRMM]

everyone else do it. NOW.

Well it only works with me when I do Sam, so here it is:

1. Uncle Sam likes to publish...
2. Sam likes to draw and make executive decisions about things such as shirt sizes, salaries...
3. Sam likes to discover things himself, and finds it's much more fun than letting things that are need of promotion discover him.
4. Fun is the game that Sam likes to play.
5. Sam likes to spend most of his time outside of city hall.
6. Sam likes to stay politically active and believes that his political outlook is reflected in his attitude towards the music business.
7. Sam likes to giggle. (And laugh until his face turns purple, but that's not told there.)
8. Sam likes to spend time with his girls, fish, play just about every sport imaginable, and dabble in video games.
9. Sam likes to share a table with other friends for a one-of-a-kind "Chef's Table" dinner.
10. Sam likes to write Articles, take Notes, follow Links, Quote people, take nice Photos and Rant.

[Identity Crysis]

Yeah, mine are, hmm.

Not appropriate.

[bismark]

Yeah, mine are, hmm.

Not appropriate.

atta boy.

[Giovanni Schwartz]

Giovanni likes rap music because of its brutal honesty
Giovanni likes Sandra, Leo likes Lita, etc.
Giovanni likes the shower part, but he hates the clipper part (I think I'm a dog in this one. But I'm too lazy to actually click on the blog and check.)
Giovanni likes to spend time with his son running and pushes him to be a little more competitive.
Giovanni likes it shaken, not stirred
Giovanni likes to come out on top, what changes is the oppressor
Giovanni likes to try out new technology in the field of teaching
Giovanni likes to observe volcanic phenomena first hand
Giovanni likes to play with his children, read history books and play tennis.
Giovanni likes the laboratories but he dosen't like the building
Giovanni likes play football with his friends
Giovanni likes to boast
Giovanni likes drinking wine with foreigners


Well, now that we know more about me, I guess I had better stop...

[Nanti-SARRMM]

For the record bismark, I don't think you're a jerk.

[Giovanni Schwartz]

That makes one of us.

[TheAnswerIs42]

Not to directly disobey orders from bismark or anything, but . . . this doesn't work with weird 'nyms. Like mine.

[Quiet Lamb]

Yeah, I just put my real name for google's sake and substituted this 'nym here:

1. Quiet Lamb likes to watch the boys play.
2. Quiet Lamb likes to rollerblade.
3. Quiet Lamb likes to dance.
4. Quiet Lamb likes the fact that her commute to work is short enough that she can come home for lunch every day.
5. Quiet Lamb likes Little Italy Ristorante and Bacchus Bar.
6. Quiet Lamb likes to curl her luscious long mane into well formed stunning spiral curls.
7. Quiet Lamb likes to see how hard the ground is on a daily basis.
8. Quiet Lamb likes to make baseless accusations that somehow papers have published that people do not appreciate freedom.
9. Quiet Lamb likes to eat burritos and loves to listen to Prince records.
10. Quiet Lamb likes to be admired and she has a tendency to force admiration by fishing for compliments.

[vorpal blade]

If you substitute in my nickname for Vorpal you get:

Vorpal likes to wear mink
Vorpal likes to wite in a journal
Vorpal likes to take 12 weeks to peak
Aside from gardening, Vorpal likes to go antiquing, spend time with his family and care for their livestock
Vorpal likes to read Time Magazine and write poetry and personal essays. He likes music that expresses an idea, creatively.
Vorpal likes to visit interesting centers of science, irre- spective of where they may be located in the world
Vorpal likes to greet anyone he dislikes with yaps, nips and very unpleasant...
Vorpal likes to say "Bubbles made fresh since 1991!".
Vorpal likes to pronounce words that end in "-tion" as "shee-ohn" or "on-ion-ion".

I don't think you are a jerk, bismark.

[Avocado]

Jerks are not immune to liking things.

[bismark]

avocado, let me be the first to say that your comment was pointless.