56776--Ward Activities
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56776--Ward Activities
Dear The Black Sheep,
I'm SO playing whack the cracker at the next gathering I have.
Heart,
Gio
I'm SO playing whack the cracker at the next gathering I have.
Heart,
Gio
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You realize, don’t you, that the purpose of these activities (like whack the cracker) is to lower inhibitions, increase intermingling of the sexes, foster an atmosphere of physical awareness, promote touching familiarity with members of the opposite sex, give courage to the timid, excuses for the bold, release certain tensions and frustrations concerning gender differences, encourage rivalry and competition for recognition of physical prowess or cleverness, push introverts to take center stage, highlight nubility, and in other ways emphasize who is prepared for marriage?
And…what’s wrong with that?
And…what’s wrong with that?
I thought the traffic light activity thing was so weird...
Then I went to Institute today and they're having a stoplight dance next week. Okay, apparently it really does happen.
But how do you get past how desperate it makes you seem to wear green? Or the sidelong glances if you wear yellow?
Anyway. Some ward activities are more intricate than others.
Then I went to Institute today and they're having a stoplight dance next week. Okay, apparently it really does happen.
But how do you get past how desperate it makes you seem to wear green? Or the sidelong glances if you wear yellow?
Anyway. Some ward activities are more intricate than others.
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wear grey and say you're color blind.C is for wrote:I thought the traffic light activity thing was so weird...
Then I went to Institute today and they're having a stoplight dance next week. Okay, apparently it really does happen.
But how do you get past how desperate it makes you seem to wear green? Or the sidelong glances if you wear yellow?
Anyway. Some ward activities are more intricate than others.
But thick as you are, pay attention!
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Ah... the highlighting of nubility... Where an utter n00b receives a veritable potpourri of bright neon marks upon his person.vorpal blade wrote:You realize, don’t you, that the purpose of these activities (like whack the cracker) is to lower inhibitions, increase intermingling of the sexes, foster an atmosphere of physical awareness, promote touching familiarity with members of the opposite sex, give courage to the timid, excuses for the bold, release certain tensions and frustrations concerning gender differences, encourage rivalry and competition for recognition of physical prowess or cleverness, push introverts to take center stage, highlight nubility, and in other ways emphasize who is prepared for marriage?
And…what’s wrong with that?
Good times, good times....
(cf. nub vs. nubile)
He who knows others is clever;
He who knows himself has discernment.
He who overcomes others has force;
He who overcomes himself is strong. 33:1-4
He who knows himself has discernment.
He who overcomes others has force;
He who overcomes himself is strong. 33:1-4
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"The ocean and I have an agreement. She allows me to date other large bodies of water."NerdGirl wrote:Although it might be fun to wear a different color just to mess with people's minds. Maybe I would wear blue and say that I was married to the sea.
The Epistler was quite honestly knocked on her ethereal behind by the sheer logic of this.
This is a lot funnier now that I've actually read what you quoted. Before it was just slightly random and I was wondering why you were confusing newbieness with nubility.Tao wrote:Ah... the highlighting of nubility... Where an utter n00b receives a veritable potpourri of bright neon marks upon his person.vorpal blade wrote:You realize, don’t you, that the purpose of these activities (like whack the cracker) is to lower inhibitions, increase intermingling of the sexes, foster an atmosphere of physical awareness, promote touching familiarity with members of the opposite sex, give courage to the timid, excuses for the bold, release certain tensions and frustrations concerning gender differences, encourage rivalry and competition for recognition of physical prowess or cleverness, push introverts to take center stage, highlight nubility, and in other ways emphasize who is prepared for marriage?
And…what’s wrong with that?
Good times, good times....
(cf. nub vs. nubile)
But I get it, you guys. It's hilarious.