Giovanni Schwartz for president!

vorpal blade · Post by **vorpal blade** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:52 am

I figured I had experience for Secretary of War. A long time ago my wife and I decided that she would make the little, unimportant decisions - like how we would spend the money I earn - while I would make the big, important decisions - like whether or not our nation should go to war.

I see Hobbes has been suggested for Boss of the CIA. I would like to suggest that I am suitable for the position of Director of the CIA. Evidently nowadays the less direct experience you have with Intelligence, the more suitable you are.

chillygator · Post by **chillygator** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:10 am

I want two titles....hmm.....is there something princessy open? Because I would make a great princess.

Wisteria · Post by **Wisteria** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:28 pm

chilly, if I didn't know any better, I'd suspect you were my sister. You sound a lot like her sometimes.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:57 pm

President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels (and still goats, but only the cute ones): Random
Secretary of Commerce, Mars Divison: Nanti-SARRMM
Mayor of Voolah (our Martian capitol): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Transportation (specifically in charge of doubling the speed limits in Canada and Alaska): 727
Secretary of foreign affairs: chillygator
Distributor of all things tasty (mainly Filiberto's and Big Jud's): Goober
Secretary of Book Reading: yellow m&m
Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart communist leaders, right?)): D'artnagan (or something like that)
Secretary of Famous People?: Craig Jessop, even though he never wanted to be nominated for the position.
Secretary of fake swear words: Wisteria
A Muffin (flavor yet to be decided, but up between blueberry, lemon poppyseed , or banana nut): Fredjikrang
Co-Chairpeople of the Board Bounty Hunter association (BBHA, for short): Hobbes
Keeper of Fred: bobtheenchantedone
Public Relations person (And quing of brownosing): Werf Must
Secretary of causing intense discussions in reader respone: vorpal blade
Close runner-up to vorpal blade: Imogen
Secretary of all things random and off topic, pictures division: orb360
Secretary of all things random and off topic, obscure sight links division: Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of missionary relations: Craig
Secretary of alter egos that we disliked at first, but now are near and dear to us: SWKT Parachuter
Secretary of insanely peppy alter egos: sqrt(-1)
Average J.: xkcd ***
Umm... has yet to request a title?: orb360
Secretary of not counting: Unit of Energy
Scary cult guy: Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of lame: bismark
Scary warmongers: Vorpal Blade and Nanti-SARRMM
Something princessy: Chillygator
Chillygator's not-sister: Wisteria

Just a warning, although I tihnk it's kind of obvious: anything you say in this forum can and will be used against you.

chillygator · Post by **chillygator** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:44 am

Wisteria wrote:chilly, if I didn't know any better, I'd suspect you were my sister. You sound a lot like her sometimes.

I'm going to assume you love your sister and say thank you (o:

Wisteria · Post by **Wisteria** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:56 am

chilly: I do love my sister, you guess correctly. She's pretty cool.
Giovanni: That's twice now that you've grabbed on to a random statement I've made somewhere in this forum and used it to make up a really bizarre title for me.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:12 pm

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Just a warning, although I think it's kind of obvious: anything you say in this forum can and will be used against you.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun May 23, 2010 1:11 am

So I just rediscovered this thread. And remembered all the good times. (And I actually did read through the _whole_ thing.)

In case you were wondering, this was the thread where Nanti-SARRMM became NAnti instead of Anti. And Portia was the one who dubbed him.

Gosh I love this thread.

Post by **Marduk** » Sun May 23, 2010 2:42 pm

If we were to reassign positions now, Gio, who would become what?

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun May 23, 2010 5:07 pm

Uh... Whatever they wanted to be? That's what happened in the first place.

You could be Secretary of Ducks.

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Mon May 24, 2010 9:01 am

I love how it still says "co-chairpeople" up there, but only lists Hobbes. I don't remember why you took me from that position, though.

I also love that I have several jobs. And one of them is "Keeper of Fred."

Good times indeed. Just reading that list gave me giggles.

Only if we were to update the list, we'd have to start over, 'cause most of those people up there aren't around any more.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Mon May 24, 2010 10:00 am

I know, right? Just goes to show what old fogies you and I are.

Post by **Marduk** » Mon May 24, 2010 10:15 am

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I know, right? Just goes to show what old fogies you and I are.

What a sad, strange world this is, where Bob and Gio can be called "old fogies".

Post by **C is for** » Mon May 24, 2010 10:22 am

Did anyone ever figure out who SWKT Parachuter was? I'm too lazy to check all those old threads.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Mon May 24, 2010 12:02 pm

No one actually did.

yellow m&m · Post by **yellow m&m** » Mon May 24, 2010 1:01 pm

Hey, I've been here for as long as they have! Like 3 years or something. Wow!

And I want a new title.

ahem. · Post by **ahem.** » Mon May 24, 2010 1:03 pm

...care to be more specific?

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Mon May 24, 2010 3:02 pm

I nominate her to be the Poker of Gio. Because she pokes me all the time, on facebook or otherwise.

Unit of Energy · Post by **Unit of Energy** » Mon May 24, 2010 5:50 pm

Does anyone remember why I'm the Secretary of not Counting? Not that it actually matters. And I've been coming to the message board since it started, and joined within two or three months of it's beginning.

Wisteria · Post by **Wisteria** » Mon May 24, 2010 5:54 pm

When exactly did it begin again?