Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat that's cruel."

Bare Naked Ladies, "If I Had a Million Dollars"

"It's nine-o'-clock on a Saturday; the regular crowd shuffles in"
Piano Man, Billy Joel

Now that I know Cindy is Gilbert & Sullivan-savvy, I think I need to hurry up and use those songs:

"Two-and-twenty now he's rising, rising from indentures freed."

The Pirates of Penzance, "Pour, Oh, Pour the Pirate Sherry"

"The Ants Go Marching"
"Baa Baa Black Sheep."
Baby Signing Time. "One Shoe."
Bare Naked Ladies. "If I Had a Million Dollars."
The Beatles. "All Together Now."
--------------. "When I'm Sixty-Four."
Bieber, Justin. "Baby."
"The Books in the Book of Mormon."
"The Books in the New Testament."
Chess. "One Night in Bangkok."
"Children Go Where I Send Thee."
A Chorus Line. "One."
Divine Comedy. "Provo Utah Girls."
Dreamgirls. "One Night Only."
The Dresden Dolls. "Two-Headed Boy."
"Early One Morning."
Feist. "1234."
Five for Fighting. "A Hundred Years."
Foreigner. "Feels like the First Time."
"The Fourth Article of Faith."
"Gamble Gold."
Gaelic Storm. "Johnny Jump Up."
---------------. "The Rocky Road to Dublin."
Hairspray. "I Can Hear the Bells."
Heatherly, Eric. "Counting Flowers on the Wall."
"[High school choir warm-up]."
In the Heights. "96,000."
Inside Out. "Coal Mine Medley."
Joel, Billy. "Piano Man."
Journey. "Who's Cryin' Now?"
Lady Antebellum. "Need You Now."
Lefton, Melissa. "I Love Life."
Lonestar. "I'm So in Love with You."
Madonna. "Like a Virgin."
McLachlan, Sarah. "Stupid."
The Mikado. "Three Little Maids."
Les Miserables. "One Day More."
My Turn on Earth. "Opposition"
Oingo Boingo. "Out of Control."
"One Fine Day."
"One Little, Two Little, Three Little Indians."
"One Potato, Two Potato."
"[One, two, three, four, five, once I caught a fish alive]."
Phineas and Ferb. "Mother Nature Won."
---------------. "We're Watchin'"
The Pirates of Penzance. "Pour, Oh Pour the Pirate Sherry."
Plain White T's. "1,2,3,4."
Rack, Shack, and Benny. "The Chocolate Factory."
Ralph's World. "The Banana Splits (The Tra-La-La Song)"
---------------. "Eighteen Wheels on a Big Rig."
Rent. "Seasons of Love."
Sesame Street. "Ladybug Picnic."
---------------. "One, Two, Three, Four, Five." [Song w/ marble.]
Schoolhouse Rock. "I Got Six."
---------------. "Three Is a Magic Number."
Simpson, Homer. "[When I was 17]."
Sinatra, Frank. "It Was a Very Good Year."
The Sound of Music. "Sixteen Going on Seventeen."
Swift, Taylor. "Mine."
"Tea for Two."
Teng, Vienna. "Love Turns 40."
Tepper, Sid and Roy C. Bennett. "The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane."
"Three Blind Mice."
Three Dog Night. "One."
Tommy Tutone. "867-5309"
Train. "Hey Soul Sister."
Twain, Shania. "Still the One."
"The Twelve Days after Christmas."
"The Twelve Days of Christmas."
"Two Little Eyes."
"[Ward Choir Warm-Up]."
Weill, Kurt. "The Saga of Jenny."
Wicked. "One Short Day."

"Four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. When the pie was opened . . ."

-Sing a Song of Sixpence

Katya wrote:Now that I know Cindy is Gilbert & Sullivan-savvy, I think I need to hurry up and use those songs:

"Two-and-twenty now he's rising, rising from indentures freed."

The Pirates of Penzance, "Pour, Oh, Pour the Pirate Sherry"

I hadn't thought of that one yet, but I was planning on using one from the same opera:

"Although for such a beastly month as February, twenty-eight days as a rule are plenty, one year in every four . . . "

Cindy wrote:

Katya wrote:Now that I know Cindy is Gilbert & Sullivan-savvy, I think I need to hurry up and use those songs:

"Two-and-twenty now he's rising, rising from indentures freed."

The Pirates of Penzance, "Pour, Oh, Pour the Pirate Sherry"

I hadn't thought of that one yet, but I was planning on using one from the same opera:

"Although for such a beastly month as February, twenty-eight days as a rule are plenty, one year in every four . . . "

Nice! I know there's at least one more in that play, but I don't know the song well enough to use it.

I totally should have gotten to Pirates before you guys did! I was THE authority on P of P in high school. They did it the year after I graduated, and the drama teacher sought me out after I saw it and asked how it was. I could also do it by myself in under ten minutes...

"Oh no, there's not one maiden here, whose homely face and bad complexion have caused all hope to disappear of ever winning man's affection!"

Pirates of Penzance, "Oh, is there not one maiden breast?"

"Poor wand'ring one, thou though hast surely strayed, take heart of grace, thy steps retrace, poor wand'ring one."

Pirates of Penzance, "Poor Wand'ring One"

"I've got five little fingers on one little hand; I've six on the other, I don't understand."

-John Bytheway spoof

"Twenty lovesick maidens we, lovesick all against our will. Twenty years hence we shall be, twenty lovesick maidens still."

Patience, "Twenty Lovesick Maidens We"

" . . . He's handsome, he's young . . . all right, he's sixty-two"

-Matchmaker (Fiddler on the Roof)

"I've got two little hands folded snugly and tight."

—Two little hands; Children's Songbook

The Primary colors are one, two, three: red, yellow and blue

"My love unabaiting has been accumulating forty-seven year."

Pirates of Penzance, "Oh! false one, you have deceiv'd me"

"Just take the yellow one, not the one that's burnt umber. And don't you take the purple one, it's covered with lumber."

Phineas and Ferb, "The Yellow Sidewalk"

"Johnny didn't care, he was an outlaw by the time that he was ten years old"

Oingo Boingo, "Only a Lad"

"Take one consideration with another (with another) a policeman's lot is not a happy one."
-- Pirates of Penzance, "A Policeman's Lot"

All this Penzancing is making me very happy.

there's a lot i am not certain of. hello 12. hello 13. hello love.

"Hello 12, Hello 13" A Chorus Line