Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

"The king will reward me. He'll knight me, no lord me!"
--Ratcliffe, "Mine, Mine, Mine" Pocahontas

"He calls for mum and sucks his thumb and doesn't want to play."
--Sheriff of Nottingham, "A Pox on the Phoney King of England" Robin Hood

"Too late to be known as John the First, he should have been known as John the Worst"
--Sir Hiss, "A Pox on the Phoney King of England, Reprise" Robin Hood

And with that I'll probably have to bow out since I'll be out of town the rest of the week and I don't know if I'll have any kind of internet service where we're going.

"Little Joe, Little Joe give it a rest; we all know Pa likes you 'zee best!"
—Judah, Little Joe

Rifka wrote:"Too late to be known as John the First, he should have been known as John the Worst"
--Sir Hiss, "A Pox on the Phoney King of England, Reprise" Robin Hood

And with that I'll probably have to bow out since I'll be out of town the rest of the week and I don't know if I'll have any kind of internet service where we're going.

The version I posted was the reprise. Just throwing that out here.

"And for extra measure I admit it was a pleasure"

-Into the Woods Prologue

Imogen wrote:"And for extra measure I admit it was a pleasure"

-Into the Woods Prologue

Sung by whom?

"For I lock people up, I'm not a lonely hearts club. I'm a cold cold fish, I've a nasty, vicious streak."
--Monsieur D'Arque "Maison des Lunes" Beauty and the Beast

"You've let my little lark out of it's cage! Now you will bear the full brunt of my RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!"
--Mrs. Andrew "Brimstone and Treacle Part 2" Mary Poppins

Dragon Lady wrote:

Imogen wrote:"And for extra measure I admit it was a pleasure"

-Into the Woods Prologue

Sung by whom?

The witch from next door. Personally, I don't think of her as a villain--she's just honest--but the other characters certainly think of her as evil, so it works.

Dead Cat wrote:

Dragon Lady wrote:

Imogen wrote:"And for extra measure I admit it was a pleasure"

-Into the Woods Prologue

Sung by whom?

The witch from next door. Personally, I don't think of her as a villain--she's just honest--but the other characters certainly think of her as evil, so it works.

I totally think of her as the villain (that i really want to play one day). She kidnaps Rapunzel, makes the baker and his wife barren, tries to feed Jack to a giant. She's awesome!

"… a folly. Even my dog is a melan-collie*."
—Miss Kitty, Little Joe

*I have no idea how to spell that.

Dragon Lady wrote:"… a folly. Even my dog is a melan-collie*."
—Miss Kitty, Little Joe

*I have no idea how to spell that.

Just because she's a fruit, I would have said "melon-collie" but spelling doesn't matter here.

Dead Cat wrote:

Dragon Lady wrote:"… a folly. Even my dog is a melan-collie*."
—Miss Kitty, Little Joe

*I have no idea how to spell that.

Just because she's a fruit, I would have said "melon-collie" but spelling doesn't matter here.

Hah! I was going to spell it that way, but only because it made "melon" a real word. But in the end, I went with the spelling of melancholy and just changed the collie part. But I like your reasoning better. Even if she is a berry.

And just because Dragon Baby wants this:

Dragon Lady wrote:And just because Dragon Baby wants this:

Tell Dragon Baby I say back.

"We both know why we're here. I see it in your eyes."

-Legally Blonde "Serious"

"Seraphim, away with this pretense. You cannot speak, but kiss me in my huuughhh--"
--Carlotta, "Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh" Phantom of the Opera

"What is this about your daughter marrying my husband? Would you do this to your friend and neighbor Fruma Sarah?"
--Fruma Sarah, "Tevye's Dream" Fiddler on the Roof

"If you want me to be happy you must show me you adore me."
—King George Veggie Tales

"A dance of death out of a mystery tale. The frightened princess doesn't know what to do!"

Jekyll and Hyde "Dangerous Game"

"I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light. He's gotta be tall and he's gotta strong and he's gotta be fresh from the fight"
--Fairy Godmother, "I Need a Hero" Shrek 2

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt..."
--the artist formerly known as Prince Charming, "I'm Too Sexy" Shrek 2

"Come on, vogue. Let your body move to the music"

Sue Sylvester "Vogue" Glee

"So good to be seen, so good to be heard"
--Sharpay, "Right Beside Me" High School Musical

"Anything it takes to climb the ladder of success"
--Ryan, "Bop to the Top" High School Musical