Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Marduk wrote:Also, one for tomorrow, as we'll be on the road and who knows if I'll be home in time to post:

"She said she'd married her an architect, kept her warm and safe and dry. She would've liked to say she loved the man, but she didn't like to lie"

-Dan Fogelberg, "Same Auld Lang Syne"

I think you actually posted two yesterday, so you've got a double buffer working for you.

DAY 7

In:
Uffish
Katya
Digit
Defy V
yayfulness
Marduk
Bob

Out:
Nobody

For the 26th:

"Dear to the heart of the shepherd, dear are the lambs of his fold."

Dear to the Heart of the Shepherd

For the 27th (since, obviously, I too will be driving all day and may not be able to get on the internet):

"Young Emma was a servant maid who loved a sailor bold..."

Edwin

On board I'm the captain, so climb aboard.

Come Sail Away by Styx

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match.
-Fiddler on the Roof

architect
author
baker
banker
bodyguard
builder
bus driver
businessman
cabinet maker
candyman
captain
chef
clown
cop
cowboy
DJ
doctor
drummer
entertainer
executive
farmer
fireman
fishmonger
florist
forester
gambler
general
hangman
hooker
judge
king
knight
lawyer (abogado)
librarian
manager
matchmaker
merchant
miner
nurse
operator
photographer
poet
policeman
postman
preacher
priest
prophet
queen
ranger
roller derby queen
sailor
scientist
senator
servant
shepherd
sheriff
singer
[black]smith
stock car boy
supermodel
swimmer
tailor
teacher
veterinarian
waitress
wizard
wrestlers
writer

"Me oh my, I loved him so.
Broke my heart to see him go,
And only time will heal my woe.
Johnny has gone for a soldier."

"Johnny has gone for a soldier"

Dead Cat, that was intended for the 26th and the 27th. We should be back in town late tomorrow night.

... I totally thought we'd already done solider. Dang it!

bobtheenchantedone wrote:... I totally thought we'd already done solider. Dang it!

Fred played abogado and militar in the same round, but I only counted the first because I thought you could only count one per round (unless you're going out of town or catching up or something).

"I had so much on my mind, I thought maybe I'd unwind, try out that new roller coaster ride and the guide said not to stand, but that's a demand that I couldn't meet, I got on my feet and stood up instead, and knocked off my head, you see."

Weird Al, "A Complicated Song"

I remember that, but I remember thinking that of course you had to count lawyer because soldier had already been taken.

Aah! I've gotten off my posting groove.

"I must impress my professor before it's too late!"

--"Impress My Professor," Phineas and Ferb

DAY 8

In:
Bob
Uffish
Digit
Katya
Marduk
yayfulness

On Maternity Leave:
Defy V

Do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man.
Yes I know the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane.

"Defer, defer to the Lord High Executioner.
Defer, defer . . ."

The Mikado. "Behold the Lord High Executioner."

"In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade."

Simon and Garfunkel, "The Boxer"

"He's Perry! Perry the Platypus! [You can call him 'Agent P'] Perry! [I said you can call him 'Agent P'!] Agent P!"

--"Perry the Platypus," Phineas and Ferb

DAY 9

In:
Digit
Katya
yayfulness
(Absent for Established Reasons, Thus Still In:)
Marduk
Bob
Defy V

Out:
Uffish

"It makes a lousy baseball umpire or brow wiper for bongo players"

--"What Do It Do?" Phineas and Ferb

I was tempted to use "brow wiper," but decided against it. The belly dancer from earlier was also tempting, but there comes a time where it's just better to say no.