Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Wow. Of course, Porter Rockwell was The destroying angel of Mormondom.
He was also the man who gave the mafia the idea for the sawn-off shotgun. (Or is that just a Mormon myth?) I think my friend said he saw it on the History channel though, hence my conviction of its validity.

My favorite fact about Porter Rockwell (and there are so many): "Wheat!" was his choice of expletive. I'm a fan.

President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels (and still goats, but only the cute ones): Random
Secretary of Commerce, Mars Divison: Nanti-SARRMM
Mayor of Voolah (our Martian capitol): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Transportation (specifically in charge of doubling the speed limits in Canada and Alaska): 727
Secretary of foreign affairs: chillygator
Distributor of all things tasty (mainly Filiberto's and Big Jud's): Goober
Secretary of Book Reading: yellow m&m
Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart communist leaders, right?)): SWKT Parachuter
Secretary of Famous People?: Craig Jessop, even though he never wanted to be nominated for the position.
Secretary of fake swear words: Wisteria

This is annoying.

SWKT Parachuter wrote:This is annoying.

You don't have to read it, mate. : D

SWKT Parachuter wrote:This is annoying.

You're annoying.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:

SWKT Parachuter wrote:This is annoying.

You're annoying.

Oh, come on, be nice.

Do we all have to go back to that age-old rule of if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all?

That'd do wonders for the actual presidential campaign and others as well come to think of it.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:

SWKT Parachuter wrote:This is annoying.

You're annoying.

Oh, come on, be nice.

But my mommy taught me that honesty is the best policy...

How about if you have nothing worthwhile to say, don't say anything at all? I like that one.

SWKT Parachuter wrote:How about if you have nothing worthwhile to say, don't say anything at all? I like that one.

Meow! So catty, SWKT, so catty!

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote: You're annoying.

Oh, come on, be nice.

But my mommy taught me that honesty is the best policy...

My mommy taught me that not all truths need to be said.

SWKT Parachuter wrote:How about if you have nothing worthwhile to say, don't say anything at all? I like that one.

One man's worthless is another man's worthwhile.

Or... something.

Woozers, it that you ?

you can give up the ruse SWKT... we know you are a really nice girl who is just playing a joke on everyone!

First, I am not a girl. Second, I don't know what you're talking about. I read about this thing on the Board and joined. Then I realized how inane and silly it is.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote: Oh, come on, be nice.

But my mommy taught me that honesty is the best policy...

My mommy taught me that not all truths need to be said.

Okay... I'll go with that one. Forget I stated that truth.

SWKT Parachuter wrote:First, I am not a girl. Second, I don't know what you're talking about. I read about this thing on the Board and joined. Then I realized how inane and silly it is.

...and you're sticking around this inane and silly board simply to tell us how inane and silly we are. Including the Board Writers who hang out with us.

I totally see the logic in that.

I like inane and silly.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I like inane and silly.

Me too. That's why I stick around. (even though it seems like I never have anything inane and silly to say...)