Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Aren't they not allowed to come in if you're a girl and they're boys (or vice versa)?

I talked to some Hare Krishnas downtown today, and that was exciting because I didn't know there were any here! They gave me two books.

I have 26 more hours with one of my jobs before I (hopefully) will never work there again. YAY!!

yellow m&m wrote:I have 26 more hours with one of my jobs before I (hopefully) will never work there again. YAY!!

Maceys or the janitorial job?

Macey's. BYU is the one that will let me take a 3 week vacation then come back. (Plus it pays more. Take that, Macey's!)

Independence Day is approaching, and I am excited! I can't wait for watching the parade while eating bacon, playing with lightsabers on BYU campus, and watching the Stadium fireworks while eating jello! What are y'all doing?

Watching the parade, then working my last 10 hours at Macey's. Then crashing.

I'm back. And exhausted. Going to bed very soon. Good night.

I'm in Torry, Utah. woot!

Using the force with clay and all. Fun times.

After years of concerted effort, Hollywood has yet to successfully make a Crichton film...

The original Jurassic Park was pretty good. As for the rest, yeah. And yet, they keep trying.

My answer for the upcoming board question 52677 is lovingly dedicated to vorpal blade. Shine on, you crazy diamond!

And that with enough friction, your butt will eventually catch fire.

Cognoscente wrote:My answer for the upcoming board question 52677 is lovingly dedicated to vorpal blade. Shine on, you crazy diamond!

Thanks for the "heads up."

My brother is cursing BYU again. His girlfriend, who has a medical condition that is making her hair fall out, has to wait weeks for several bosses and bosses of bosses to get permission to shave her head.

what? that's ridiculous. I'm a female BYU student and I can shave my head any time I want to. It's her job he should be cursing.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:My brother is cursing BYU again. His girlfriend, who has a medical condition that is making her hair fall out, has to wait weeks for several bosses and bosses of bosses to get permission to shave her head.

It's not an extreme hairstyle if you can't help it. That's my favorite argument, though it may not make a difference to the (boss)x5 or whatever.

But, trust me, it's much more palatable to see a girl with a nice, clean-shaven head than one with hair that's fallen out in clumps.

And there's my tuppence. I'll now scurry off and continue clurking. Which is lurking, with a C.

Love,
Constance

Regarding #52677, and Cognoscente's answer...pretty funny.

I don't feel any older than a college student. I've just had about 40 more years of experience. That's all. So I didn't think of question #52677 as relating to me. It was only by doing a search for the question number that I found it, and was surprised. And while I don't think of myself as nearly as old as the old man in "Up," I could relate to the feeling of having life pass you by without being able to fulfill the dreams you had in your youth.

C is for wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:My brother is cursing BYU again. His girlfriend, who has a medical condition that is making her hair fall out, has to wait weeks for several bosses and bosses of bosses to get permission to shave her head.

It's not an extreme hairstyle if you can't help it. That's my favorite argument, though it may not make a difference to the (boss)x5 or whatever.

But, trust me, it's much more palatable to see a girl with a nice, clean-shaven head than one with hair that's fallen out in clumps.

And there's my tuppence. I'll now scurry off and continue clurking. Which is lurking, with a C.

Love,
Constance

Good to C ya,

And if you think about it, red is considered an extreme color, so redheads should also have to do the paperwork to go to BYU!

Watch out for Time machines!