Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote: But my mommy taught me that honesty is the best policy...

My mommy taught me that not all truths need to be said.

Okay... I'll go with that one. Forget I stated that truth.

This one is because I think the quotes within quotes within quotes looks cool.

SWKT Parachuter wrote:First, I am not a girl. Second, I don't know what you're talking about. I read about this thing on the Board and joined. Then I realized how inane and silly it is.

That's like telling people in a psyche ward that they're crazy and need to be normal. It just isn't going to do a thing.

yellow m&m wrote:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I like inane and silly.

Me too. That's why I stick around. (even though it seems like I never have anything inane and silly to say...)

Is that why you don't say anything? Goodness, girl, say stuff anyway! We want to hear from you!

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

SWKT Parachuter wrote:First, I am not a girl. Second, I don't know what you're talking about. I read about this thing on the Board and joined. Then I realized how inane and silly it is.

That's like telling people in a psyche ward that they're crazy and need to be normal. It just isn't going to do a thing.

That's all well and good. I'm still insulted you thought I was a girl. I insist you apologize!

I don't think you have to apologize. It was an honest misunderstanding, and you were whining obnoxiously. Get over it. We're like a big happy family. Mistakes happen. But you can apologize if you want to. You just don't have to in my book.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I don't think you have to apologize. It was an honest misunderstanding, and you were whining obnoxiously. Get over it. We're like a big happy family. Mistakes happen. But you can apologize if you want to. You just don't have to in my book.

No, I'm pretty sure Goober should apologize. I do believe she said that on purpose.

SWKT Parachuter wrote: That's all well and good. I'm still insulted you thought I was a girl. I insist you apologize!

As Bob said, I have nothing to apologize for, because I made no guesses to discern your gender, that was Goober.

The rest edited to prevent further hostility.

Hey HEy I got one!!!!!! SWKT means Someone WIth Kind Tendencies!!
I can understand Swkt a little Because I too like to start a fued and egg it on. I called myself the sarcastic master when I went to BYU-Idaho. THat doesn't mean that I did it all the time though (just most of the time ). Bob likes to tell me all the time that I am mean to her. I must admit I do tease her about lots of stuff but she gives such good reactions I can't help myself sometimes.

SWKT I am sorry for calling you a girl... maybe you are an it? a Sheman? an inbetweener? genetically deformed(I could go on and make more stuff up if you like)?

(hahaha I crack myself up!)

Goober wrote:Hey HEy I got one!!!!!! SWKT means Someone WIth Kind Tendencies!!

But doesn't use them? I still don't see why Mr. P is offended. It's not like he had declared to all that he was a guy, at least not openly.

Or maybe he's just irate and is coming out of the closet about being a guy?

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

Goober wrote:Hey HEy I got one!!!!!! SWKT means Someone WIth Kind Tendencies!!

But doesn't use them? I still don't see why Mr. P is offended. It's not like he had declared to all that he was a guy, at least not openly.

Or maybe he's just irate and is coming out of the closet about being a guy?

Wow Sam I can feel your intense dislike for "Mr. P" emitting off the page!!

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, N-S. You can just think of me as a werf.

Goober wrote:

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

Goober wrote:Hey HEy I got one!!!!!! SWKT means Someone WIth Kind Tendencies!!

But doesn't use them? I still don't see why Mr. P is offended. It's not like he had declared to all that he was a guy, at least not openly.

Or maybe he's just irate and is coming out of the closet about being a guy?

Wow Sam I can feel your intense dislike for "Mr. P" emitting off the page!!

My dislike isn't intense, in fact I could be a lot harsher, but considering Mr. P's sole purpose on the message board is to rile us up being extremely critical and negative, I'm just giving him what he wants. That and slow days at work don't do much to improve the situation.

Coming out of the closet about being a guy? HA! I actually, genuinely laughed about the thought... Can you imagine that? "Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm attracted to women. No, no, I'm not a lesbian. I'm actually anatomically a man."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought maybe the idea was that you were genetically a male but had some kind of messed-up SRY gene mutation. An XY female.

SWKT Parachuter wrote:Coming out of the closet about being a guy? HA! I actually, genuinely laughed about the thought... Can you imagine that? "Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm attracted to women. No, no, I'm not a lesbian. I'm actually anatomically a man."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There's an Offenbach opera that has almost exactly that premise . . .

Really, Katya? Which one? I'm intrigued.

Dude, I always thought of SWKT as a guy or a werf. Why am I the weird one for thinking this way?

SWKT Parachuter wrote:Don't worry your pretty little head about it, N-S. You can just think of me as a werf.

My pretty little head? Are you sure the low levels of oxygen on the 13th floor of the SWKT aren't affecting you in the slightest?

And Bob, I don't think you're weird, until the hubbub about the true gender of Mr. P came out, I thought that as well. Well the werf part at least. I'd have to look back and see if I called him Mr. P before his coming out party.

Y'all are so presumptuous. I just said I was a werf...