Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

"The first good joy that Mary had, it was the joy of one."

"The seven joys of Mary"

"The Ants Go Marching"
"Baa Baa Black Sheep."
Baby Signing Time. "One Shoe."
Bare Naked Ladies. "If I Had a Million Dollars."
The Beatles. "All Together Now."
--------------. "When I'm Sixty-Four."
Bieber, Justin. "Baby."
"The Books in the Book of Mormon."
"The Books in the New Testament."
Chess. "One Night in Bangkok."
"Children Go Where I Send Thee."
A Chorus Line. "Hello 12, Hello 13."
---------------. "One."
Cope, Kenneth. "The Fire of God."
Divine Comedy. "Provo Utah Girls."
---------------. "Single Ladies."
Dreamgirls. "One Night Only."
The Dresden Dolls. "Two-Headed Boy."
"Early One Morning."
Feist. "1234."
Fiddler on the Roof. "Matchmaker."
Five for Fighting. "A Hundred Years."
"[Five Little Fingers]."
Foreigner. "Feels like the First Time."
"The Fourth Article of Faith."
"Gamble Gold."
Gaelic Storm. "Johnny Jump Up."
---------------. "The Rocky Road to Dublin."
Hairspray. "I Can Hear the Bells."
Heatherly, Eric. "Counting Flowers on the Wall."
"[High school choir warm-up]."
"Hot Cross Buns."
In the Heights. "96,000."
Inside Out. "Coal Mine Medley."
Joel, Billy. "Piano Man."
Journey. "Who's Cryin' Now?"
Lady Antebellum. "Need You Now."
Lefton, Melissa. "I Love Life."
Lonestar. "I'm So in Love with You."
Madonna. "Like a Virgin."
McLachlan, Sarah. "Stupid."
The Mikado. "Three Little Maids."
Les Miserables. "One Day More."
My Turn on Earth. "Opposition"
"Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer."
Oingo Boingo. "Only a Lad."
---------------. "Out of Control."
"One Fine Day."
"One Little, Two Little, Three Little Indians."
"One Potato, Two Potato."
"[One, two, three, four, five, once I caught a fish alive]."
Patience. "Twenty Lovesick Maidens We."
Peter, Paul, and Mary. "500 Miles."
Phineas and Ferb. "Mother Nature Won."
---------------. "We're Watchin'"
---------------. "The Yellow Sidewalk."
The Pirates of Penzance. "Oh! False One, You Have Deceived Me."
---------------. "Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast."
---------------. "A Paradox"
---------------. "A Policeman's Lot."
---------------. "Poor Wand'ring One."
---------------. "Pour, Oh Pour the Pirate Sherry."
Plain White T's. "1,2,3,4."
Primary Colors.
The Proclaimers. "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)."
Rack, Shack, and Benny. "The Chocolate Factory."
Ralph's World. "The Banana Splits (The Tra-La-La Song)"
---------------. "Eighteen Wheels on a Big Rig."
Rent. "Seasons of Love."
Sesame Street. "Ladybug Picnic."
---------------. "One, Two, Three, Four, Five." [Song w/ marble.]
"The Seven Joys of Mary."
Schoolhouse Rock. "I Got Six."
---------------. "Three Is a Magic Number."
Simpson, Homer. "[When I was 17]."
Sinatra, Frank. "It Was a Very Good Year."
"Sing a Song of Sixpence."
The Sound of Music. "Sixteen Going on Seventeen."
Swift, Taylor. "Mine."
---------------. "You Belong with Me."
"Tea for Two."
Teng, Vienna. "Love Turns 40."
Tepper, Sid and Roy C. Bennett. "The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane."
"Three Blind Mice."
Three Dog Night. "One."
Tommy Tutone. "867-5309"
Train. "Hey Soul Sister."
Twain, Shania. "Still the One."
"The Twelve Days after Christmas."
"The Twelve Days of Christmas."
"Two Little Eyes."
"Two Little Hands."
"[Ward Choir Warm-Up]."
Weill, Kurt. "The Saga of Jenny."
Wicked. "One Short Day."

"My reflection, dirty mirror. There's no connection to myself. I'm your lover, I'm your zero, I'm the face in your dreams of glass."

Smashing Pumpkins, "Zero"

I'm thinking of a day between one and ten...

And now we begin the segment, "Restriction of the Day" (posted a little early since I want to get to bed early for once).

Today, we're starting easy: your entry must contain an even number. This restriction only applies for today--you can save odd number songs for later (if they adhere to the rule of the day, at least).

"Eight days a week, I'll love you. Eight days a week are not enough to show I care!"

The Beatles, "Eight Days a Week"

"I've never been north of 96th street. Well, you must take the A Train"

-"In the Heights" In the Heights

Dead Cat wrote:Today, we're starting easy: your entry must contain an even number.

Next up, Mersenne primes!

"But I can't wait until I'm eight, for then I'll be baptized you see"

-I Like My Birthdays

"Hey little twelvetoes, I hope you're well. Must be some far-off planet where you dwell."

Schoolhouse Rock, "Little Twelvetoes"

"You've got six hungry men, they have nine dollars each."

Schoolhouse Rock, "I Got Six"

bobtheenchantedone wrote:"You've got six hungry men, they have nine dollars each."

Schoolhouse Rock, "I Got Six"

Um, I already did that song.

"And were there more than twenty-four hours of day . . ."
-- "All I Do is Dream of You," Singin' in the Rain

Dead Cat wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:"You've got six hungry men, they have nine dollars each."

Schoolhouse Rock, "I Got Six"

Um, I already did that song.

You are very right. I must have misread Katya's bibliography; I was sure that was not the one that had been used. How many times am I going to try to use a song that someone else has already done? Sheesh.

So about this: "Figure eight is double four. Figure four is half of eight. If you skate upon thin ice it would be wise if you thought twice before you made another single move."

Schoolhouse Rock, "Figure Eight"

"Just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us, you and I."

Grover Washington Jr., "Just the Two of Us"

"Four little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head."

—Five Little Monkeys

1+1=11 Days
Today, the restriction is that the number must contain two or more words.
Examples: twenty-five, one hundred, a million and one, e to the i times pi, etc.
You may not just have two different numbers.

"Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three, I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be . . ."

-I'm My Own Grandpa

"Twenty-four seven I think of you, twenty-four seven I think of you."
-- "24x7," 36 Chinatown

"Shakedown nineteen-seventy-nine, cool kids never have the time
On a live wire, right up off the street"

Smashing Pumpkins, "1979"

"and back when i was twenty-two i left the best thing that i knew"

-back when i was four" jeffery lewis

"Seventy-six trombones hit the counterpoint. While a hundred and ten . . ."

The Music Man, "Seventy-six Trombones"