Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Dude, I always thought of SWKT as a guy or a werf. Why am I the weird one for thinking this way?

You're not weird, I thought of him that was as well, well a guy mainly, considering he never corrected the masculine pronouns I always used.

I still wonder why he thinks I have been fretting about it....

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Dude, I always thought of SWKT as a guy or a werf. Why am I the weird one for thinking this way?

You're not weird, I thought of him that was as well, well a guy mainly, considering he never corrected the masculine pronouns I always used.

I still wonder why he thinks I have been fretting about it....

Please, dear Anti-Smart, do not fret over this. I really don't wish to cause you any confusion.

SWKT Parachuter wrote:Y'all are so presumptuous. I just said I was a werf...

Frankly, until you got uptight about being called a girl, no one cared. Frankly if all you said was that you were a werf, then I don't see why you were uptight in the first place about your gender when you didn't declare yourself male in the first place.

SWKT Parachuter wrote: Please, dear Anti-Smart, do not fret over this. I really don't wish to cause you any confusion.

Umm, once again, who is fretting over it? Maybe it is me and my pretty little head, but I don't think I have been worrying about it all that much. And if I have, its been to poke fun at your werfish identity crisis really.

Honestly, Nanti, I think werf has gotten the better of you several times... I still love you though and think SWKT is a jerk. Don't let it get you down!

Craig Jessop wrote:Honestly, Nanti, I think werf has gotten the better of you several times... I still love you though and think SWKT is a jerk. Don't let it get you down!

I don't deny that Mr. P has gotten the better of me either. I just think it's odd that he is focusing on me for all this gender confusion. I just make fun of it more than is probably healthy.

Craig Jessop wrote:Honestly, Nanti, I think werf has gotten the better of you several times... I still love you though and think SWKT is a jerk. Don't let it get you down!

Hmm... going back on what you told me earlier, Craig?

Okay... Last call on cabinet members and desired positions! Going once!

Can I be a muffin?

Fredjikrang wrote:Can I be a muffin?

Okay. I have laughed more because of this comment than I have for anything on this board in a long time.

Fredjikrang wrote:Can I be a muffin?

What flavor of muffin? Chocolate? Bran? Blueberry?

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
What flavor of muffin? Chocolate? Bran? Blueberry?

Hmmm. Good question. To bad I said muffin instead of muffins. Cause then I could have been a variety pack. . .

Well, I'm going to have to go with either blueberry or lemon poppyseed. I'll have to think about this some more. It's not every day that you may have the opportunity to become a muffin after all. . .

Fredjikrang wrote:

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
What flavor of muffin? Chocolate? Bran? Blueberry?

Hmmm. Good question. To bad I said muffin instead of muffins. Cause then I could have been a variety pack. . .

Well, I'm going to have to go with either blueberry or lemon poppyseed. I'll have to think about this some more. It's not every day that you may have the opportunity to become a muffin after all. . .

Blueberry. You can only be blueberry.

Unless you were to be banana nut, but that's an inside joke...

President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels (and still goats, but only the cute ones): Random
Secretary of Commerce, Mars Divison: Nanti-SARRMM
Mayor of Voolah (our Martian capitol): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Transportation (specifically in charge of doubling the speed limits in Canada and Alaska): 727
Secretary of foreign affairs: chillygator
Distributor of all things tasty (mainly Filiberto's and Big Jud's): Goober
Secretary of Book Reading: yellow m&m
Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart communist leaders, right?)): SWKT Parachuter
Secretary of Famous People?: Craig Jessop, even though he never wanted to be nominated for the position.
Secretary of fake swear words: Wisteria
A Muffin (flavor yet to be decided, but up between blueberry, lemon poppyseed , or banana nut): Fredjikrang

In the other topic, Hobbes volunteered to be Board Writer Bounty Hunter.

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:In the other topic, Hobbes volunteered to be Board Writer Bounty Hunter.

So did I.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:In the other topic, Hobbes volunteered to be Board Writer Bounty Hunter.

So did I.

Co-Chair people of the MIA Board Writer Bounty Hunter Association?

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:In the other topic, Hobbes volunteered to be Board Writer Bounty Hunter.

So did I.

Co-Chair people of the MIA Board Writer Bounty Hunter Association?

We'll see how long that whole co-chair thing lasts.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote: So did I.

Co-Chair people of the MIA Board Writer Bounty Hunter Association?

We'll see how long that whole co-chair thing lasts.

So shall I grab the popcorn and a video recorder?

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

Nanti-SARRMM wrote: Co-Chair people of the MIA Board Writer Bounty Hunter Association?

We'll see how long that whole co-chair thing lasts.

So shall I grab the popcorn and a video recorder?

Wherever this battle takes place, I don't think it's going to easily accessible for the entertainment-hungry public.

Or perhaps I'm overreacting and Hobbes and I will make a great team. Who knows?