Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Giovanni Schwartz wrote: Dear SWKT,

so much for not being a mean alter ego.
You do know who I am, right?

Gio

Actually, that was quite time and polite compared to how SWKT wrote when werf first started writing.

Fredjikrang wrote:
And actually, no, it wasn't very busy. I mostly slept a lot. (I averaged about 10 hours a night.)

10 hours a night?!?! Sign me up!

I slept that much because I was exhausted from working so much during the week.

Fredjikrang wrote:I slept that much because I was exhausted from working so much during the week.

Keeping the grounds clean and all. Good Job.

Hah. Hardly. My crew doesn't clean the grounds. We mostly make messes.

Fredjikrang wrote:Hah. Hardly. My crew doesn't clean the grounds. We mostly make messes.

Good job dirtying up campus then?

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

Fredjikrang wrote:Hah. Hardly. My crew doesn't clean the grounds. We mostly make messes.

Good job dirtying up campus then?

As if those EFY kids and dance kids need help...

HA HA. I just beat m&m and Sam at Monopoly. Star Wars Special Edition Monopoly, no less.

I win. : D With over three thousand credits.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:HA HA. I just beat m&m and Sam at Monopoly. Star Wars Special Edition Monopoly, no less.

I win. : D With over three thousand credits.

You know, now that I have the permission of your sister Siri, once we get hitched, those credits will also belong to me.

Assuming there are no trips to the Universal Mall of Courescent or anything like that.

everyone, a warning:

do not ever drive from poughkeepsie, new york to south texas. it's a long trip.

you may return to your regularly scheduled lives now.

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:HA HA. I just beat m&m and Sam at Monopoly. Star Wars Special Edition Monopoly, no less.

I win. : D With over three thousand credits.

You know, now that I have the permission of your sister Siri, once we get hitched, those credits will also belong to me.

Assuming there are no trips to the Universal Mall of Courescent or anything like that.

Are you kidding, mate?

Those credits are as good as spent. Sorry. : D

bobtheenchantedone wrote: Are you kidding, mate?

You have to ask? I am slightly saddened that you have to ask. I mean, shouldn't you know me enough to not need to ask? Of course I am kidding. The probability that I was serious can be expressed as the limit of the function 1/x as x approaches infinity.

As yes, that is incredibly nerdy.

Oh, Imogen, it is a very long car ride indeed, from New York to Texas. What prompted it?

Hey everyone! I'm angry! Twice!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! bob, you ruined the book for me! Spoiler: Bells becomes a vamp(ire)? No way!!

Pre-calc isn't exactly nerdy by the standards of this message board.
The probability that you just impressed anyone can be expressed as the limit of n!/n^(n) as n approaches infinity.

the probability that your statement was lame is 1.

10 points for bismark. I'm sad that I never met you than in passing last year.

Oh bismark, how could you? Everyone knows that I'm only trying to win your approval, since you are the king of cool and I want to be just like you! You're breaking my delicate little heart.

Dear SWKT,

If I send you a facebook message asking something, will you answer me honestly?

love,

Gio

Maybe you should consider publishing these secret communications on here, Giovanni. This page is sure gettin' juicy!