Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Oh goodness.

Just purchased a pair of corduroys from American Eagle. I'm excited because their "short" is actually SHORT!

Craig Jessop wrote:You guys, I'm pulling an all-nighter. After reading and agreeing with Eirene's sentiments on caffeine... I can't believe that I haven't used this stuff before. It tastes nasty, but boy howdy am I so much more alert!

(Gio, don't tell our mother...)

At 5:40, Jon Stewart says "one of these men is on Ambien, and the other appears to have tried caffeine for the first time in his life!" Reminded me of you, Craig.

I am mightily amused by this website: http://drinkify.org/

Imogen's sister is hot.

Marduk wrote:Imogen's sister is hot.

HEY!! THAT'S MY BABY SISTER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS ADORABLE!!! NOT "HOT"!!!!!!!!

Marduk wrote:Imogen's sister is hot.

IMOGEN is hott. Better? Also note the two t spelling. Better than regular, more mainstream than hawt.

Now that I know eating certain things makes me sick, it's a huge shock to me that I was so clueless for so many years. It's also a huge shock to me that I keep making the same idiotic decisions even though I now know better. (read: I currently have a huge stomachache and only myself to blame)

I know exactly how you feel on every front, Bob. Can I ask what your sensitivities are?

That's exactly how I feel after every time I eat ice cream on an empty stomach.

Sugar's the big one. I'm also sensitive to bread, meat, and dairy. I'm able to eat all of these things in moderation, especially when also eaten with fruits and/or vegetables, but I've been careless this conference weekend and have had two stomachaches so far.

Craig Jessop wrote:

Marduk wrote:Imogen's sister is hot.

IMOGEN is hott. Better? Also note the two t spelling. Better than regular, more mainstream than hawt.

Thank you, Craig. You are still invited on my train trip. Marduk is not.

Oh, come on. Your sister isn't even gonna be there, so it'll totally be platonic.

Marduk wrote:Oh, come on. Your sister isn't even gonna be there, so it'll totally be platonic.

HEY! you can't see my squinty eyes, but my baby sister is off limits to anyone until she's 50.

Where are you going on your train ride? Los Angeles, by chance?

krebscout wrote:Where are you going on your train ride? Los Angeles, by chance?

Sadly, no. The plan is to do a bunch of north eastern cities.

Imogen wrote:

krebscout wrote:Where are you going on your train ride? Los Angeles, by chance?

Sadly, no. The plan is to do a bunch of north eastern cities.

You have been to L.A., right? ... Right? (Then again, I've never been northeast of Philadelphia.)

Portia wrote:You have been to L.A., right? ... Right? (Then again, I've never been northeast of Philadelphia.)

That's still pretty northeast. When I was 23, I'd never been to any state east of Colorado.

This movie has a pretty impressive-sounding cast. Among others listed: John Cusack as Richard Nixon, Robin Williams as Dwight D. Eisenhower, Alan Rickman as Ronald Reagan.

Now I'm just saying "Ronald Reagan" in Alan Rickman's voice over and over again.