Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

How busty is busty?

Marduk wrote:How busty is busty?

"Frankly, if you ever feel like you’re encumbered by your breasts (if they ever get in your way, make you feel awkward, etc.) then you’re busty! There isn’t a line where one size is busty and the next size isn’t. “Busty” depends entirely on the person." -Busty Girl Comics!

Katya wrote:Don't ask him out until you can see the whites of his eyes!

This made me laugh so hard. Please, please include this in the next edition of For the Strength of Youth.

pssh, Mico, no self-labeling accepted here. If busty is what's getting you dates, it isn't about that.

My life goal of being the resident Joan is complete.

I'm very assertive in dating. And very motivated by a healthy sex drive. Hand me the machine gun, boys. B-)

If I do settle down, I think there should be bets. Who will fall first? Zedability? Imogen? Katya? Awkwardfulness? I'm so prolific in my flirtations that I've seriously considered asking the latter for a dating application. Look what it did for Castle in the Sky.

krebscout wrote:

Katya wrote:Don't ask him out until you can see the whites of his eyes!

This made me laugh so hard. Please, please include this in the next edition of For the Strength of Youth.

No, I cannot catalog 11 books in 7 languages and 2 scripts in the next 24 hours in my spare time. (That's not even counting the item in Korean, which is not a language that I magically know.) Why on earth did you think I could?

I suppose I should go put on pants. Sigh.

Katya has clearly not learned the art of setting low expectations. I might assume she could pick up Haengul.

Marduk wrote:I suppose I should go put on pants. Sigh.

QFT

That currently-popular news about the NYC cop giving a homeless man expensive boots is nice, but I hope he included some wool socks possibly, and that the homeless man found a way to obscure them from view.

Isn't he holding a sock in his left hand?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweater_curse

Wow.

Portia wrote:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweater_curse

Wow.

I had no idea that had its own Wikipedia article. (I love the explanations, too.)

Katya wrote:

Portia wrote:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweater_curse

Wow.

I had no idea that had its own Wikipedia article. (I love the explanations, too.)

The initial caption is amazing.

Looks like I successfully participated in no-shave November. Along with forget-to-shave half of October. I know you're probably all grossed out but I wish you could just be happy for me and my accomplishments.

Today we went out to eat for my husband's birthday. Outside the restaurant there were some med students begging for money for some cause. We decided that we would donate if they could get our baby to smile. Normally that takes about 10 seconds. But he was tired and perhaps a bit grumpy, so they spent at least 10 minutes making faces at him and playing peekaboo only to receive a poker face. They even played an imaginary game of poker with him (he won of course).
Even though they never really got him to smile, I think they or their cause deserved the bit of money we put in their bucket.

C is for wrote:Looks like I successfully participated in no-shave November. Along with forget-to-shave half of October. I know you're probably all grossed out but I wish you could just be happy for me and my accomplishments.

That just sounds....itchy.

How I know my mental health is back on track: I have an intense desire to clean my apartment. I'm doing it a little bit at a time, but I'm hoping to have a clean apartment again by Christmas. I may even steam clean my carpets.