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My wife just told me about a couple she knows. On their first date the guy, without warning, rolled his glass eyeball across the table at the girl. The strangest thing is that they're married, now.

Damasta wrote:My wife just told me about a couple she knows. On their first date the guy, without warning, rolled his glass eyeball across the table at the girl. The strangest thing is that they're married, now.

Does this couple live in Provo? Because I know a glass-eyed dude or two...no just one.

Damasta wrote:My wife just told me about a couple she knows. On their first date the guy, without warning, rolled his glass eyeball across the table at the girl. The strangest thing is that they're married, now.

Woah. That sounds exactly like something one of my relatives did...

I had a "date" that consisted of the male criticizing my kissing technique, and him telling a story about how his ex totalled her car because she was distracted by a ladybug, and this was a curse from God (more or less) for her having dumped him . . . the first date was fun, he was a smart guy, but dang, he sucked at kissing/not being a creeper.

krebscout wrote:

Damasta wrote:My wife just told me about a couple she knows. On their first date the guy, without warning, rolled his glass eyeball across the table at the girl. The strangest thing is that they're married, now.

Does this couple live in Provo? Because I know a glass-eyed dude or two...no just one.

No. They live in Texas.