Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Marry the first girl who will have you if it's an issue of splitting rent, or get your own apartment. Roommates are bloody insane.

Portia wrote:Marry the first girl who will have you if it's an issue of splitting rent, or get your own apartment. Roommates are bloody insane.

I had one crazy roommate, but she was never home, so I only had to deal with her framed picture of Barbie and the pink feather boa around her bed. I rarely had to deal with her. Other than that, I had well over 40 roommates and thought they were all fantastic. So I wouldn't make a blanket statement about roommates being insane.

I think I prefer crazy roommates to invisible ones, which is why I know I'm going to be much happier in the apartment I haven't even spent a week in than the one I spent the last two semesters. I'm a bit crazy myself, but I'm too self-conscious to show it unless I'm around other crazies.

I had one crazy roommate. No, CRAZY. Like clinically insane. It is a good story, but I think I've told it on this board before, so I'll stop bringing it up.

I had one of those, too.

I remember stories about krebscout's but not about yours, Marduk. Am I just blocking them out or something?

MY crazy roommate peed on my bed!

Okay, so she was four or five at the time.

Hmm...I had a crazy roommate who would scream in the shower and shoot nerf guns into her mouth. But I think she was just trying to be funny. She also liked to blow up stuff on our balcony.

Speaking of crazy roommates, the one I actually lived with (the one I liked) eloped last week.

Craig Jessop wrote:Speaking of crazy roommates, the one I actually lived with (the one I liked) eloped last week.

Was he engaged?

Nope. They broke it off a few months ago... now they're married.