Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Dead Cat's post was the first of Day Two

"If he's lying, don't come crying! Mother knows best!"

-Mother Gothel, "Mother Knows Best (reprise)", Tangled

"Some women are drippin' with diamonds. Some women are drippin' with pearls."

-"Little Girls" from Annie

(I'll do a bibliography when I get a chance—I'm super swamped at work this morning.)

"Childhood dreams for me were cracked when that damn Shirley Temple STOLE MY FREAKIN' ACT!"

-"Miss Baltimore Crabs" Mrs. Von Tussle "Hairspray"

We can have two from each villain, right? Cuz if not Defy V just made me very sad.

"Plus I believe, getting kinda chubby. I'm just saying' cuz I wuv you!"
-Mother Gothel, "Mother Knows Best", Tangled

"When I wake up in the afternoon, which it pleases me to do, don't nobody bring me no bad news."
Wicked Witch of the West, "No Bad News," The Wiz

Aida. "Like Father, Like Son."
Anastasia. "In the Dark of the Night."
Annie. "Little Girls."
Beauty and the Beast. "Gaston."
---------------. "Me."
Cinderella. "Sing, Sweet Nightingale."
Hairspray. "Miss Baltimore Crabs."
Hunchback of Notre Dame. "Hellfire."
The Little Mermaid. "Poor Unfortunate Souls."
My Turn on Earth. "I Have a Plan."
Nancy Drew: Curse of Blackmoor Manor. "Bridgitte's Ballad."
Phineas and Ferb. "I've Found a Brand New Best Friend and It's Me!"
---------------. "There's a Platypus Controlling Me."
Portal. "Still Alive."
Prince of Egypt." "Playing with the Big Boys."
Rescuers Down Under. "Home on the Range."
The Simpsons. "Accustomed to His Face."
Tangled. "Mother Knows Best."
---------------. "Mother Knows Best (reprise)."
The Wiz. "No Bad News."

"Prince Ali, yes it is he, but not as you know him"

Jaffar, Aladdin

Tao wrote:"Prince Ali, yes it is he, but not as you know him"

Jaffar, Aladdin

When I knew the topic would be this one, I was actually watching Aladdin at the time. But I was convinced that Jafar didn't have any songs. Silly me.

"or a table to play scrabble on, or tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon!"
The Wise Men, Daniel in the Lions' Den

C is for wrote:

Tao wrote:"Prince Ali, yes it is he, but not as you know him"

Jaffar, Aladdin

When I knew the topic would be this one, I was actually watching Aladdin at the time. But I was convinced that Jafar didn't have any songs. Silly me.

It's a reprise to a song he didn't sing and actually found quite annoying, so no blame your way. Interesting fact: he did have a song of his own at one point (I'll say no more here in case someone wants to use it).

"I can be beautiful, lovely and fair,"
--Mad Madam Mimm, The Sword and the Stone

"What never? No never. What never? Hardly ever!"

-Sideshow Bob, singing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore, The Simpsons

"I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone."

Portal, "Want You Gone"

"I think we should begin the meal from scratch. So many juicy segments to detach."
--the Hyenas, "Chow Down" Lion King

"I tell myself I'm fine. No you're not. Yes I am. No you're not. Who am I taking to? Ahahaha..."
--Scar, "The Madness of Scar" Lion King

"I want want want what I want want want and this is how I get it:"
King Noah, Scripture Scouts

"A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess! I'm the rumorweed!"

-Rumorweed, "I'm the Rumorweed" Larry Boy and the Rumorweed (Veggie Tales)

"Those eyes that loved my brother, never me."

-"Lily's Eyes" from The Secret Garden

"We are Siamese if you please; we are Siamese if you don't please."
— Siamese cats in Lady and the Tramp (Yes, they are villains. She gets a muzzle because of them!)

"Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food. The only thing I'm hunting for, is an outfit that looks gooooooood"

Mr. Burns, The Simpsons

"Men cower at the power in my pinkie. My thumb is number one on every list."

Aladdin, "You're Only Second Rate"

"Soon I'll have the little mermaid and the ocean will be mine!"

Vanessa, The Little Mermaid