Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I think I saw him signed in the other day, but I haven't seen him post anything in forever.

Talons wrote:Is Vorpal Blade gone for good? I'm off and on in this forum, so I can't remember, but it seems like he was going to play chess and then was never heard from again, is that right?

He decided to leave the forum back in Feb 2011. I liked him, but I think he felt like he was offending too many people so he decided to stop posting here.

Portia wrote:Squirrel is the anti-Vorpal Blade. Her soul is pure. And she's about a third his age. And she's going to restart my fan club. Stalking me will be a thing again. It will be like Sunset Boulevard for the Board.

How do you know how old I am? Vorpal Blade is 60? wow...... wait...I don't think the Board has been around that long... This is crazy, Portia, I feel like you already know me, except for the part about Sunset Boulevard. I've never seen it, so I can't say that it applies.

squirrel, no offense, but it is almost instantly obvious from everything you write that you're a freshman, I'd say 18.

Marduk wrote:squirrel, no offense, but it is almost instantly obvious from everything you write that you're a freshman, I'd say 18.

wow. no. I'm 20. and I'm a Sophomore.

Marduk wrote:squirrel, no offense, but it is almost instantly obvious from everything you write that you're a freshman, I'd say 18.

Now I'm curious: What lead you to think that?

Meh, close enough. There's not that much difference there.

Um, your.....hyperactivity, and the substance of your posts.

You remind me of (damn you Bob's sister for putting this into my brain) pinkie pie.

Squirrel, I had no idea how old you were (maybe between 18-22 since you are a current BYU student).

I am reduced to the reputation of a my little pony. and by a mod, no less.

Haha, maybe I'll have to buy you that donut, now.

mic0 wrote:Squirrel, I had no idea how old you were (maybe between 18-22 since you are a current BYU student).

Mic0,

you're going on my friend list.

Marduk wrote:Haha, maybe I'll have to buy you that donut, now.

are you on campus? I might disclose my location.....

Nah, I'm not a BYU student. I go to a far better school.

oh well, it was worth a try ;-D

UffishThought wrote:I think I saw him signed in the other day, but I haven't seen him post anything in forever.

*uses admin-ly powers"

Perhaps you did. He was last active about a week ago. Last time he posted was about a year ago.

squirrel wrote:I am reduced to the reputation of a my little pony. and by a mod, no less.

I think you're one of my new favorite people on the Boardboard

When I'm actually at BYU, I'm the unorthodox one of my friends, but on the Boardboard, I'm drawn to squirrel. Basically, I'm in the middle of the road, and I'm drawn to the minority in any situation.

*wipes tear* *feels welcome here* *board writer likes me*

Squirrel, dearest, if you by some stroke of fate are in AZ like... ever? this is me officially asking you on a date.

Marduk wrote:Nah, I'm not a BYU student. I go to a far better school.

Lies! What other school has the 100 hour board, BYU info, library chat, and the board board? None, hence there can be no better schools.

Meh. BYU has too many Mormons. (No offense to those who may take it offensively. I still go to Institute and stuff.)