Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Of course you would. She shot your couch, so her lap is probably your only option for where to sit.

My husband and I were just noticing this yesterday (at the mall). We saw a guy with big sunglasses and a dangling earring, like he was channeling George Michael from the "Faith" video. Then a guy with a spiky mohawk, followed by a guy with some bright green cropped skinny jeans. My husband was like, "Is there a time machine I'm unaware of in this mall?"

I sort of secretly hoped Come on Eileen would start playing from the speakers and the whole mall would burst into dance, but, no.

NerdGirl wrote:Of course you would. She shot your couch, so her lap is probably your only option for where to sit.

Hahaha. Best response ever.