Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

So far:
President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms): Anti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio

Derogatory remarks towards me solely because I am a high school student are not appreciated. This is purely hypothetical... So it doesn't really matter if I am a high school student or not... does it?

Giovanni Schwartz wrote: Derogatory remarks towards me solely because I am a high school student are not appreciated. This is purely hypothetical... So it doesn't really matter if I am a high school student or not... does it?

It does make a difference, whether you are planning on running with a changed constutional amendment now or, supposing you are 17, for the 2028 elections. More time means we can subtly use our brain washing techniques to cause a slow growth of support over the years.

Benvolio wrote:

Anti-SARRMM wrote:Who says he needs to wait? He just needs to get Congress add an amendment removing the age requirement, and voolah, he's able to be president.

I'm guessing you meant "voila." That pesky French.

If Gio successfully pushes a constitutional amendment through congress or the state legislatures, I may have to change my mind. But I'm warning you: I don't come cheap.

Voila tout!

If we're going to be picky, n'oublie pas l'accent grave, mon ami. ;)

When I was a senior in high school on a trip to DC with my AP government class, one kid decided he was going to be president and that he would select his cabinet solely from people on that trip. Now he's getting a master's degree in Mid-east studies and has renounced his previous decision. But it was fun while it lasted.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Derogatory remarks towards me solely because I am a high school student are not appreciated. This is purely hypothetical... So it doesn't really matter if I am a high school student or not... does it?

Well, I'm only in middle school...

What do you peoples think I could do? Perhaps something with squirrels?

Portia wrote:If we're going to be picky, n'oublie pas l'accent grave, mon ami.

I thought about that, but I figured "voila" was pretty common in English usage. And Merriam-Webster doesn't use an accent on either phrase. Although, since I italicized "voila tout," I probably should have given it the proper French spelling.

So far:
President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms): Anti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels and goats: Random

Well... This is purely theoretical and is assuming I were to run for president in the next election.

Anti-SARRMM wrote:voolah

That's fantastic. I'm going to start saying voolah instead of voila. I'll probably make most Francophones (and people in general) hate me, but I will just crack myself up every time I say it.

Darth Fedora wrote:

Anti-SARRMM wrote:voolah

That's fantastic. I'm going to start saying voolah instead of voila. I'll probably make most Francophones (and people in general) hate me, but I will just crack myself up every time I say it.

Yes, that would be hilarious, especially if said in the same manner as voila normally would be.

Hey, just squirrels. The goat is only there because I deemed the picture worthy of representing me. (that means I think it looks cute.)

Random wrote:Hey, just squirrels. The goat is only there because I deemed the picture worthy of representing me. (that means I think it looks cute.)

What about chipmunks?

Anti-SARRMM wrote:

Random wrote:Hey, just squirrels. The goat is only there because I deemed the picture worthy of representing me. (that means I think it looks cute.)

What about chipmunks?

Chipmunks are technically squirrels, so sure. Chipmunks too.

Random wrote: Chipmunks are technically squirrels, so sure. Chipmunks too.

Excellent, I go now to recruit the dark chipmunks to our side, for they are a valuable ally, and do throw acorns quite hard.

Wait a sec, why is my signature a bunch of boxes?

Maybe it's just the computer I'm on... I hope it's only the computer.

Random wrote:Wait a sec, why is my signature a bunch of boxes?

I see Japanese

I think Anti-SARRMM needs to be in on this mission to Mars. After all, if you rearrange his name, it comes out as "Mars Mart In." Maybe he can be in charge of commerce on Mars? At the Mars-Mart and hotel? (Too bad there's not another "N" in your name. Then you could be the "Mars Mart Inn."

Wisteria wrote:I think Anti-SARRMM needs to be in on this mission to Mars. After all, if you rearrange his name, it comes out as "Mars Mart In." Maybe he can be in charge of commerce on Mars? At the Mars-Mart and hotel? (Too bad there's not another "N" in your name. Then you could be the "Mars Mart Inn."

Only if Martian Man-Hunter will work the front desk.

Yes, it's only the comp., Random, it works for me sometimes, and sometimes not.

Wisteria wrote:I think Anti-SARRMM needs to be in on this mission to Mars. After all, if you rearrange his name, it comes out as "Mars Mart In." Maybe he can be in charge of commerce on Mars? At the Mars-Mart and hotel? (Too bad there's not another "N" in your name. Then you could be the "Mars Mart Inn."

I now dub him . . .

the Nanti-SARRMM.