Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Is a simple question considered 'messing with' you?

Honestly, you guys are OLD. Maybe you've outgrown the board.

Texas Ranger wrote:Honestly, you guys are OLD. Maybe you've outgrown the board.

I just LOVE your gray highlights!! Where did you get those done? The Seventh Street Salon?

Yeah, well... >:P

bob, fred, (probably bob), that was almost funny.

Sorry Sam. But you are the one who spoiled your own anonymity for all of us to see.

No. No, Gio, that was very funny. : D

Also, I no longer read the Board. I assimilate the information while I'm sleeping.

Wow. I need to learn how to do that.

Set your laptop to refresh the RSS feed every 10 minutes...

Then stick it under your pillow with the lid closed.

It's called Osmosis. The plentiful information in the laptop will slowly fill the emptiness in your head through the semi-permeable pillow until a state of equilibrium is reached.

But it's very important that the pillow is semi-permeable!!

orb360 wrote: ...It's called Osmosis...

I took my contacts out and read as a rubbed my tired eyes and saw that as "Osmondsis". I wonder what that process would be like....

Time for lasik surgery! What a blessing.

Osmondsis (n.): The process of becoming an Osmond by watching too many reruns of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

People, people, let's stop abusing the term osmosis, shall we? I refer you to the board, read the Defenestrator's response, please:
http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=viewall&id=33507

Portia wrote:I hope TCL will continue under at least one of her pseudonyms on here. You were one of my favorites. And you have a very cute baby, and I don't even like babies. Good luck in everything!

You don't like babies??? How can you not like babies?!?

Seriously! Babies are cute. Especially if they're not yours.

'cause then you don't have to deal with the dirty diapers and puking...

LOL

Babies are pretty much pint-sized factories of gross things. That's how I see em!

Darth Fedora wrote:Babies are pretty much pint-sized factories of gross things. That's how I see em!

With a cute outward facade?

Darth Fedora wrote:Babies are pretty much pint-sized factories of gross things. That's how I see em!

I was trying to find the dinosaur comic where they talk about "Babies: What's the Deal?" but I failed. So everyone pretend I found it. Good.

They are pretty gross. I love my niecelet, but as soon as she starts spitting up, it's all over and she's off to the nearest mom in the room.

chillygator wrote:

Darth Fedora wrote:Babies are pretty much pint-sized factories of gross things. That's how I see em!

I was trying to find the dinosaur comic where they talk about "Babies: What's the Deal?" but I failed. So everyone pretend I found it. Good.

Chilly, you of all people should know to check the archives
Although I don't think it was the exact one you were looking for. Wait... found it!!!

I love babies. I have many neices and nephews, and I love being around them, playing with them, etc. They facinate me. Yes, some of it's gross, but then again some parts of me are gross. I just know how to clean up after myself when I make a mess. Messes are a part of life, no matter how old you are. It's just when you're really young or really old, you can't quite take care of yourself.

My pont exactly. Babies are cute, especially when they're not yours.