Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Posted: **Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:49 pm**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:No, Orb love, that was completely on topic. He suggested that I use my unfortunate allergy as fodder for my audition, and I reminded him that listening to someone complain isn't usually funny. At least, listening to me complain isn't funny.

I think he was saying it was off topic to what he was referring to.

Which was a little bratty of him.

By the way, gluten-free noodles are so hard to cook.

Posted: **Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:58 pm**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote:I may have been thinking about humor U earlier...

Anyways Bob, you can always bemoan the inability to eat gluten as well.
Which isn't really funny...

Just an idea.

How about that one Japanese game show? Or your crazy ability with song knowledge?

Posted: **Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:05 pm**

Whch Japanese game show? Women of Ninja Warrior?

Posted: **Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:42 am**

No. Majide!!

At least, I think that's how you spell it.

Posted: **Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:44 am**

Oh, and Orb, you can try the Divine Comedy website.

Posted: **Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:38 am**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Oh, and Orb, you can try the Divine Comedy website.

Thanks bob!

And I can be bratty if I want xkcd

And the best japanese game show ever is Most Extreme Challenge (MXC) aka Takeshi's Castle.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:24 pm**

Friends! I need help!

What are some songs that have verses/choruses/tunes/what-have-you that most people in a given BYU student audience will recognize? Even if I change the words a bunch?

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:40 pm**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Friends! I need help!

What are some songs that have verses/choruses/tunes/what-have-you that most people in a given BYU student audience will recognize? Even if I change the words a bunch?

Anything by Wierd Al should be pop culture enough to be recognizable...

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:23 pm**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Friends! I need help!

What are some songs that have verses/choruses/tunes/what-have-you that most people in a given BYU student audience will recognize? Even if I change the words a bunch?

Choose the Right...

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:43 pm**

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:Friends! I need help!

What are some songs that have verses/choruses/tunes/what-have-you that most people in a given BYU student audience will recognize? Even if I change the words a bunch?
Choose the Right...

Well yeah, most hymns or primary songs should be recognizable. I'm looking for non-religious.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:22 pm**

Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:29 pm**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:Friends! I need help!

What are some songs that have verses/choruses/tunes/what-have-you that most people in a given BYU student audience will recognize? Even if I change the words a bunch?
Choose the Right...
Well yeah, most hymns or primary songs should be recognizable. I'm looking for non-religious.

How 'bout that one "Love Song" one, where it's like "I'm not gonna write you a love song... cuz you asked for it... .cuz you need one..."?

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:28 pm**

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Giovanni Schwartz wrote: Choose the Right...
Well yeah, most hymns or primary songs should be recognizable. I'm looking for non-religious.

How 'bout that one "Love Song" one, where it's like "I'm not gonna write you a love song... cuz you asked for it... .cuz you need one..."?

HA HA! I already suggested that one to her Person to Person!

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:29 pm**

you should go Motown! Those ones are fun!

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:42 pm**

Wanna hear my favorite joke? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Posted: **Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:37 am**

It's a small world after all, Stand by me, some excellent Miley Cirus song?

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:15 am**

So, do you think many BYU students will know/recognize the chorus of the Miley Cyrus song "Can't Wait to See You Again"? (or whatever it's called)

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:24 am**

If they have younger siblings. I don't know it right now, but if I heard it I would probably recognize it as a Miley Cyrus song.

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:32 am**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:So, do you think many BYU students will know/recognize the chorus of the Miley Cyrus song "Can't Wait to See You Again"? (or whatever it's called)

I would. But it is because of my little sister.

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:39 am**

sqrt(-1) wrote:Wanna hear my favorite joke? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Why did the frog fall out of the tree??

Because he was STAPLED TO THE MONKEY!!!!!