Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:12 pm**

dang... no one caught my quote...

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:31 pm**

xkcd *** wrote:dang... no one caught my quote...

Was it from Shipwrecked 3?

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:40 pm**

Haha!! Yes, thank you for saying something, even if it was out of pity.

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:44 pm**

xkcd *** wrote:Haha!! Yes, thank you for saying something, even if it was out of pity.

You're welcome, but it wasn't out of pity, I just didn't know we were supposed to be posting recognition of it.

Next time you post a quote, I won't fail you.

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:44 pm**

I'm getting there. I'm going to go back to work tomorrow, so I guess I'll find out then.

I'm not feeling restless well, which is where I typically like to be before I go back, but oh well. I'm sure things will work out.

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:12 pm**

Well, get better, mate, and never get sick the day of a party of mine again!

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:53 pm**

Dang... I have to react somehow, but if I react then I ruin the post count of 225.... What a conundrum...

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:19 pm**

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Dang... I have to react somehow, but if I react then I ruin the post count of 225.... What a conundrum...

You know it would only boil over that number mate.

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:24 pm**

What is with the use of the word 'mate'?

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:26 pm**

xkcd *** wrote:What is with the use of the word 'mate'?

It's a secret.

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:28 pm**

Well, it's not a very fun one.

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:03 pm**

I don't know what Sam's going on about.

Mate is a word that I use in everyday conversation. As in, I actually call people that while speaking. As my writing, at least on this site, is much like my speaking, the word 'mate' comes up rather often.

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:13 pm**

Are you Australian?

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:13 pm**

Nope. An eighth Danish, the rest generic American (we came from Britain sometime...), an' me soul is purely Irish.

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:18 pm**

We should have an Aussie party to celebrate our non-Australianness.

I'll bring the TimTams and lollies. I have yet to do a TimTam slam because I didn't like Milo and didn't imagine TimTams could improve the flavor.

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:00 am**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:I don't know what Sam's going on about.

Mate is a word that I use in everyday conversation. As in, I actually call people that while speaking. As my writing, at least on this site, is much like my speaking, the word 'mate' comes up rather often.

For some reason, probably because I was thinking about accents, I read about with a Canadianish accent ('a-boot') then found that amazingly funny

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:55 am**

chillygator wrote:We should have an Aussie party to celebrate our non-Australianness.

I'll bring the TimTams and lollies. I have yet to do a TimTam slam because I didn't like Milo and didn't imagine TimTams could improve the flavor.

I don't think I could come. I have a lot of relatives in the Australia/New Zealand area. However, I do love those TimTams.

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:02 am**

xkcd *** wrote: I don't think I could come. I have a lot of relatives in the Australia/New Zealand area. However, I do love those TimTams.

You can still come, we need someone to show us how to pronounce everything.

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:17 pm**

G'day, mates!

Posted: **Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:43 pm**

President: Me
Secretary of defense, including animal training division (Specifically tunnel worms and dark chipmunks): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office (permanently): Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
On Mars with Fred: Benvolio
Something with squirrels (and still goats, but only the cute ones): Random
Secretary of Commerce, Mars Divison: Nanti-SARRMM
Mayor of Voolah (our Martian capitol): Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of Transportation (specifically in charge of doubling the speed limits in Canada and Alaska): 727
Secretary of foreign affairs: chillygator
Distributor of all things tasty (mainly Filiberto's and Big Jud's): Goober
Secretary of Book Reading: yellow m&m
Secretary of Hostility (Dead division (the government has hitmen for those upstart communist leaders, right?)): D'artnagan (or something like that)
Secretary of Famous People?: Craig Jessop, even though he never wanted to be nominated for the position.
Secretary of fake swear words: Wisteria
A Muffin (flavor yet to be decided, but up between blueberry, lemon poppyseed , or banana nut): Fredjikrang
Co-Chairpeople of the Board Bounty Hunter association (BBHA, for short): Hobbes
Keeper of Fred: bobtheenchantedone
Public Relations person (And quing of brownosing): Werf Must
Secretary of causing intense discussions in reader respone: vorpal blade
Close runner-up to vorpal blade: Imogen
Secretary of all things random and off topic, pictures division: orb360
Secretary of all things random and off topic, obscure sight links division: Nanti-SARRMM
Secretary of missionary relations: Craig
Secretary of alter egos that we disliked at first, but now are near and dear to us: SWKT Parachuter
Secretary of insanely peppy alter egos: sqrt(-1)

Dear Fred,

Did you decide what flavor of muffin you are yet?

Yours truly,
Giovanni

Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Giovanni Schwartz for president!