Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Werf_Must wrote:

Goober wrote:

D'artagnan wrote:How was that rocking rad party last night?

I cheated like none other while playing Apples to Apples. No one noticed, it was great! The only not great thing is that I still lost the game.

How the heck do you cheat in Apples to Apples???? Have a stash of cards? But by not having a stash, you end up playing funny cards and might win anyways...

She put down more than one card a turn.

Wow! I'm amazed you got away with it!

So, a recent conversation here in my house:

Hubby, picking up a used nametag with a black scribble on it : "Where did this come from?"
me: "umm . . . nowhere . . ."
H: "No, really, what is this?"
me: "umm, well, last weekend while you were at scout camp I went to a 100 Board party. That's your son's nametag."
H, with a HUGE grin, ready to laugh any second: "You WHAT?"
me: "Well, you were gone, so . . ."
H: "You cheated on me!!! With the 100 Hour Board!!!"
me: "uh, you do know what it means to cheat on your spouse, right?"
H: " Oh, yeah? When were you going to tell me about this?"
me: "Never, actually, since I figured you would just make fun of me for being a nerd."
H, muttering to himself and grinning from ear to ear, and walking away: " . . . she cheated on me . . ."
me: "Come on, admit it!"
H, shouting from the other room: "Oh, you're a nerd alright!"

Lol! That is classic TheAnswerIs42!

That is just about the funniest thing I've heard today.

I just want you all to know that after a rousing game of pool ball, I was on the verge of making a brief appearance at the party in my swimsuit and towel, but the lure of the shower was a little too strong.