Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Marduk wrote:Oooh, a Hudsucker Proxy reference. Nice.

Wait, I missed it. And I nearly know that movie by heart. Where was it?

The initial design proposal for the death star is simply a circle, and the note says "not for kids."

Anyone want to know more about ancient Chinese literature (or a certain piece, anyways) than you ever cared to know? #oxymoron

Meanwhile, I'm giving up tumblr for Lent. It's gonna be tough. My evenings will stretch out smoothly. Huh. I said emptily and it autocorrected to smoothly.

Come to think of it, it's a great time to pick up a new boyfriend. Or some other hobby, I'm not too picky.

How do you have time for things like that? I have to stay up late just to get a quick half hour of gaming in after my workday.

C is for wrote: Come to think of it, it's a great time to pick up a new boyfriend. Or some other hobby, I'm not too picky.

I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

Craig Jessop wrote:

C is for wrote: Come to think of it, it's a great time to pick up a new boyfriend. Or some other hobby, I'm not too picky.

I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

Hobby or boyfriend?

Marduk wrote:The initial design proposal for the death star is simply a circle, and the note says "not for kids."

That will teach me to just scan the text! And how wonderful. I love that movie. I love when other people love that movie, too.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:How do you have time for things like that? I have to stay up late just to get a quick half hour of gaming in after my workday.

Oh, me? I only work 8 hours a day and get home before 6. It's somewhat a different schedule than you keep.

You know my life is easy when I'm complaining about all my free time in the evenings.

Dear Sally,

I'm sorry for ever hating on you. I mean, when there are things like this in the world, I realize what a great person you actually are.

Love,

Me.

C is for wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:How do you have time for things like that? I have to stay up late just to get a quick half hour of gaming in after my workday.

Oh, me? I only work 8 hours a day and get home before 6. It's somewhat a different schedule than you keep.

You know my life is easy when I'm complaining about all my free time in the evenings.

I suppose it is easier when you can get your eight hours done in one shot. I keep having to take half-hour breaks to drive Marduk to school and other nonsense. : )

Digit wrote:The entire Episode IV in animated ASCII.

Woah! They finally finished that?! I remember watching it when I was in high school (probably 2006 or 2007) and it only made it until about when they docked on the Death Star.

ETA still sounds like Estimated Time of Arrival to me: Never mind. It hasn't really progressed since then. Except for that last little ending clip.

Ah, I fast forwarded pretty far into it and just assumed it was all there.

Does it make me a horrible person if someone's facebook status about their wife's birth complications only makes me think "They named their kid Cumorah?

Zedability wrote:Does it make me a horrible person if someone's facebook status about their wife's birth complications only makes me think "They named their kid Cumorah?

Haha. Well, for what it's worth, Cumorah doesn't show up even once in the baby name data I downloaded, so that means there's never been a year since 1880 where even 5 boys named Cumorah were born in the US...

Is the family name Hill?

Laser Jock wrote:

Zedability wrote:Does it make me a horrible person if someone's facebook status about their wife's birth complications only makes me think "They named their kid Cumorah?

Haha. Well, for what it's worth, Cumorah doesn't show up even once in the baby name data I downloaded, so that means there's never been a year since 1880 where even 5 boys named Cumorah were born in the US...

That's because nobody should ever name their kids that. Also, these people are Canadians living in Australia.

I bet they haven't the wonkiest accent ever.

Digit wrote:Is the family name Hill?

Personally, I think that would be an awesome name. Good thinking. Okay, maybe not for a person, but a pet or maybe a character?