Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

It doesn't ~seem like the worst arrangement ever (except for being in C) but when would you ever sing it? Both July and December seem inappropriate. Maybe March? Or September?

Nah. Veterans day.

You guys a three-day show is so effing tiring. I totally loaded up on caffeine this morning. So glad it's over.

I'm disappointed that no one noticed that I played "As the Dews From Heav'n Distilling" for our stake fireside's postlude.

I woke up this morning at 4:45 to go to the temple and my roommates were still sitting in our living room talking since the night before. Incredibly disorienting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_popes

Really interesting read. I personally like some of the "extra" lists at the bottom.

Guys, I am starting to feel like Bridezilla. But seriously, is it hard to reply with your mailing address to an email OR a text OR a facebook message?

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_popes

Really interesting read. I personally like some of the "extra" lists at the bottom.

I didn't realize there were so many murdered popes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

Here's a fun one. Anyone worried?

Just got back from getting the shield on the back of my car reattached in the front. If you're looking for a good mechanic, I really liked Provo Car Doctors. They're friendly and reasonable, and I'm thrilled.

Guys, I should not be allowed on Expedia. I see all these places that I could stay for super cheap, and try to rationalize them to myself. But then I realize that I don't actually have a travel buddy or anything.

Does anyone want to be my travel buddy?

I feel like I'd have to be married to you to be your travel buddy, and I don't feel like doing that right now considering how little I know you.

You'd be the kind of person that would stab me with pencils the whole way....... or draw on my face if I fell asleep.......

Either way, Gio, doesn't look like you're getting a partner from us.

you could use it to go geohashing.....

I'm not quite as annoying in real life as I am on the internet. Unless you're related to me.

Pretty sure that was directed at you, Squirrel.

I'm sorry, Gio. I didn't mean to be mean, but I was. I think that maybe your picture intensifies your jokes, making them go just far enough to bug me. If you had a picture of something less abhorrent, that would be awesome.

-that's not an excuse, by the way. But I really would like a nicer picture of you Gio, dear.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I'm not quite as annoying in real life as I am on the internet. Unless you're related to me.

Fact. On both accounts.

Why does getting stitches taken out hurt more than getting them put in?

And totally unrelated, but I read that the stupid CAPTCHA verification system might be going away. And that would make me very happy.