Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2010 2:42 pm**

Gimgimgimgimno wrote:pubic health... made me snort milk out of every one of my bodily orifices

Umm... Has there ever been a more stellar opportunity to misquote someone?

Posted: **Wed May 12, 2010 10:21 am**

All the wonderful quotes in here, and we're back to using a title bar we've already used?!

Posted: **Wed May 12, 2010 10:47 am**

Marduk wrote:All the wonderful quotes in here, and we're back to using a title bar we've already used?!

We've used it? I'd swear we hadn't yet. I can change it back.

Posted: **Wed May 12, 2010 11:04 am**

I'm two days behind the times, but I just want to attest that the whole world does *not* clothe their babies in diapers. I had a large sample size of that from young children sitting on my lap in Kenya. It it a *really* good thing that I am not squeamish.

Posted: **Wed May 12, 2010 11:19 am**

This is funny:

Token Trademarked Talisman wrote: (Things between my roommate and me haven't been the same since I dreamed she was a serial killer.)

Clearly I went to the Board for inspiration for today's title bar. Some of the quotes in this thread I think are not funny. I am humorless. I'll work on that.

Posted: **Wed May 12, 2010 12:31 pm**

vorpal blade wrote: I disagreed with someone.

Ok, probably not nearly as hilarious out of context as it was in context. But I had to give him props.

Posted: **Wed May 19, 2010 8:26 pm**

Marduk wrote:I also occasionally (don't tell Vorpal!) read Ayn Rand.

Marduk wrote:Oh Bob, you're like glass, draped in silk.

Posted: **Mon May 24, 2010 3:05 pm**

Cognoscente wrote:GAGA 4EVA!!!!!!11

Posted: **Tue May 25, 2010 9:57 am**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:You can't date my mom.

Posted: **Wed May 26, 2010 9:16 pm**

Welcome home, Elder Jessop!

Nominated. Oh snap.

Posted: **Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:39 am**

Wisteria wrote:I will look with care before every footstep.

Posted: **Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:48 am**

"Priestcraft shmriestcraft." --krebscout

Posted: **Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:20 pm**

I would also like to applaud the use of man parts. -thebigcheese

Posted: **Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:54 pm**

Marduk wrote:
Don't agree with Vorpal. It goes to his head.

Posted: **Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:10 am**

I hate the Free Association. Gimme the Oppressed Association any day. - C is for

People, the title bar will be changed by Sunday. I need your suggestions or else you never know who will be the next title bar. *Evil Laugh* But seriously, there are some gems out on the boards, and I'm sure I'm missing some.

Posted: **Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:48 am**

I just wish I would say something one day that would be worthy of the title bar.

Posted: **Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:14 am**

That has been my dream for a long time, too. I think I actually got nominated once, but the honest truth is that I am just not that funny.

"I am pretty Dragon Lady" is still my all time favorite, however.

Posted: **Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:42 am**

TheAnswerIs42 wrote:"I am pretty Dragon Lady" is still my all time favorite, however.

I still struggle seeing bismark as the pretty version of me.

Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:16 am**

I think we should have a contest. (Contest perhaps not the best word.) We should all try to glean something quotable from each day's Board posts.

Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:35 am**

I like this plan.

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