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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:47 pm
by bobtheenchantedone
Gimgimno wrote:ATTENTION MARDUK:
YOU HAVE BEEN LOCATED. YOUR CHURCH BUILDING IS COMMON WITH MY CHURCH BUILDING.
ASSIMILATION WILL TAKE PLACE AT 1100 HOURS ON NEXT SABBATH MORN. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
GIMGIMNUS OF BORG
Man, we're being assimilated too? Blast it.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:49 pm
by Marduk
bobtheenchantedone wrote:Man, we're being assimilated too? Blast it.
WE? He said ME. Get your own Borg!
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:59 pm
by bobtheenchantedone
Well yeah, it's starting with you, but I would expect it to spread as it has on the Board.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:46 pm
by Giovanni Schwartz
Goodness gracious. I think the borg would explode if it assimilated Marduk and Vorpal Blade, though. Maybe we should work on getting that to happen, since it wouldn't always be in agreement with itself.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:51 pm
by C is for
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Goodness gracious. I think the borg would explode if it assimilated Marduk and Vorpal Blade, though. Maybe we should work on getting that to happen, since it wouldn't always be in agreement with itself.
Almost never, more like.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:12 pm
by Marduk
We'll get Bismark in there too, then we're golden. But would such a huge implosion on itself inevitably turn the universe into a singularity?
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:25 pm
by Giovanni Schwartz
I was going to say Black Sheep too (I love her.), but then I realized that the haiku said that (presumably) she's going to be borgified soon.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:21 pm
by C is for
All this talk of assimilation reminds me of a different kind of "alien" that has such a similar mantra:
You will be upgraded!
If you refuse,
you will be deleted.
So, yeah, different universe, different tactics, different killin', they just remind me of it.
Though, really, everything reminds me of Doctor Who. <3
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:23 pm
by bismark
I have Picard-like ability to resist assimilation.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:35 pm
by Giovanni Schwartz
C is for wrote:All this talk of assimilation reminds me of a different kind of "alien" that has such a similar mantra:
You will be upgraded!
If you refuse,
you will be deleted.
So, yeah, different universe, different tactics, different killin', they just remind me of it.
Though, really, everything reminds me of Doctor Who. <3
I've never gotten in to Dr. Who. If I had time, though, I would. And if I actually knew where I was supposed to start.
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:20 am
by Marduk
Gonna go waaaay out on a nerd-limb here, but I'm really, really attracted to Rachel Maddow right now.
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:41 am
by Dead Cat
MAYBE IF I WRITE IN ALL-CAPS I CAN SNEAKILY INFILTRATE THEM AND DESTROY THE BORG FROM WITHIN
BORG, PREPARE TO BE ELIMINATED
BOARDIES, RESISTANCE IS WORTHWHILE
--ZERO OF ZERO OF
UNIMATRIX ZERO
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:38 am
by bismark
Marduk wrote:Gonna go waaaay out on a nerd-limb here, but I'm really, really attracted to Rachel Maddow right now.
Nerd-limb? Veronica Belmont or Felicia Day attractions sure, but Rachel Maddow? Perhaps political junkie-limb?
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:57 pm
by Giovanni Schwartz
ATTRACT THE BORG. AND ATTACK THE BORG.
BORG, PREPARE TO BE DISSIMILATED.
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:38 pm
by Gimgimno
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:ATTRACT THE BORG. AND ATTACK THE BORG.
BORG, PREPARE TO BE DISSIMILATED.
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN:
I DISSIMILATED YOUR FAMILY LAST NIGHT. THEY WERE NOT WORTH ASSIMILATING.
JUST SAYING.
GIMGIMNUS OF BORG
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:16 pm
by Giovanni Schwartz
All you people on twitter should go read what I said in response to Coggers in response to scentofthesun. I thought I was funny.
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:23 pm
by C is for
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:All you people on twitter should go read what I said in response to Coggers in response to scentofthesun. I thought I was funny.
*didn't crack a smile*
But maybe I'm not the best gauge for funny things.
What I do like, having looked at cognoscente's twitter, is the way borg.byu.edu will take you to the Board.
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:26 pm
by Giovanni Schwartz
C is for wrote:Giovanni Schwartz wrote:All you people on twitter should go read what I said in response to Coggers in response to scentofthesun. I thought I was funny.
*didn't crack a smile*
But maybe I'm not the best gauge for funny things.
What I do like, having looked at cognoscente's twitter, is the way borg.byu.edu will take you to the Board.
But you didn't see my response! That was the best part.
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:35 pm
by C is for
The bit about Edward and turtlenecks?
Yeah, I'm not in the mood to smile tonight.
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:50 pm
by NerdGirl
I'm such a twitter stalker now.