Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Marduk, I heard the cops up near Bear Lake are AWFUL--make sure that while driving, you avoid the very appearance of anything remotely ticket-able. (Caveat: I've never been there, so these stories could be exaggerations.)

If someone wants to whisk me off to Nida, Lithuania, I wouldn't object.

My coworker served his mission in Lithuania. I'm sure he'd love to go back...

Tally M. wrote:My coworker served his mission in Lithuania. I'm sure he'd love to go back...

It's a deal.

I only like shopping when I find things easily. Case in point: today I found the perfect pair of jeans on the first try, a pair of boots for $15, and a swimsuit top that works wonderfully. I had a great shopping trip...

Tally M. wrote:I only like shopping when I find things easily. Case in point: today I found the perfect pair of jeans on the first try, a pair of boots for $15, and a swimsuit top that works wonderfully. I had a great shopping trip...

Wooo!

Tally M. wrote:a pair of boots for $15

wut

Portia wrote:

Tally M. wrote:a pair of boots for $15

wut

Famous Footwear. I dunno how it happened, but I definitely bought them. They're cute, too.

Tally M. wrote:

Portia wrote:

Tally M. wrote:a pair of boots for $15

wut

Famous Footwear. I dunno how it happened, but I definitely bought them. They're cute, too.

The pioneers would be proud. :)

I think that from here on out, everyone should defer their romance decisions to me, okay?

I thought I was having some symptoms of early pregnancy, but I wasn't . Sometimes I just wish my body were more normal.

Whistler wrote:I thought I was having some symptoms of early pregnancy, but I wasn't . Sometimes I just wish my body were more normal.

A million hugs to you.

Whistler wrote:I thought I was having some symptoms of early pregnancy, but I wasn't . Sometimes I just wish my body were more normal.

*HUG*

aww thanks

So we got an ancient DDR pad at Goodwill and an ancient adapter for our TV on Amazon, for about $12 total. It's great, except that somehow it doesn't register jumps? Also the dog is freaking out about why we're flailing around in the living room, and almost got himself stepped on in his eagerness to investigate the pad.

haha, once my dog hit the back button and made me play a song on heavy

I literally laughed out loud at that one, Whistler.

I hung out late after church with a friend and ended up with my helmet locked inside the building. My friend was a saint and gave me a ride home because I couldn't ride my scooter anymore.

My mother then gave me a ride back to the building to use the keys I have for my calling to liberate my helmet and allow me to bring my scooter home. All without asking awkward questions.

And I got a letter from a missionary.

I'm officially going back to school! I just have to see an adviser tomorrow morning and I'll be able to register for classes at UVU.

I really truly hate searching for jobs and searching for housing but I've got to keep doing both, and my mouth is in full-blown canker attack which means constant pain and frequent spitting blood and REALLY my life isn't that bad because I'm still financially stable and I just came back from two pretty good road trips and I have a couple of good friends and one very nice boyfriend still in Provo, and I'm much better at managing canker hell than I used to be, but I just want to sit in my room and feel sorry for myself for a while longer, thanks. Screw perspective.