Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

SWKT Parachuter wrote:Knowing you, you might fess up to killing James Garfield, too.

Bounty hunting isn't even his JOB.

Also, Giovanni is very happy. His last of four A.P. tests this year was today. English, I rue the day I met thee. However, as brother Craig put it, "Chemistry is my love child." And Calculus BC is fun too, especially if you're the ounly junior in the class. Sorry. I had to brag a little bit. I hope you forgive my pride. Except Swicket. I know he thinks I'm silly and inane, as well as the fact that he is inconsistent, first ridiculing you all for nominating yourselves to my cabinet, then thinking that I would have a significant other, let alone children.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote: I know he thinks I'm silly and inane, as well as the fact that he is inconsistent, first ridiculing you all for nominating yourselves to my cabinet, then thinking that I would have a significant other, let alone children.

Dude. Just let it go.

I know, I should, but I am silly and inane. I apologize for being atagonistic towards you, Swicket. How's that?

Incidentally, there was a guy that I worked with who we all thought was married for some reason. My coworker even thought he had kids. Then it came to light that he was definitely single. But we had a running joke after that where we'd ask him about his family, and how many kids he had now. I think he was up to eight when he stopped working there.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I know, I should, but I am silly and inane. I apologize for being atagonistic towards you, Swicket. How's that?

Well, if you would apologize--sincerely, of course--for being aNtagonistic towards me, I would gladly accept. But I suppose I accept this apology as well (even though I believe it lacks the single greatest qualifier for legitimacy, which is sincerity).

Wisteria wrote:Incidentally, there was a guy that I worked with who we all thought was married for some reason. My coworker even thought he had kids. Then it came to light that he was definitely single. But we had a running joke after that where we'd ask him about his family, and how many kids he had now. I think he was up to eight when he stopped working there.

We're waiting for when I start carrying Caiti around, 'cause we know everyone will think I'm married. Most people don't think I'm only nineteen, and when I'm carrying a tiny baby...

Fredjikrang wrote:I love the Board. *sigh*

Me too. A whole flippin' lot.

SWKT Parachuter wrote:Knowing you, you might fess up to killing James Garfield, too.

Shush you, you know I pled the 5th when I was asked about that. The Feds don't have enough evidence to make a case anyways. So keep the confidential stuff on the downlow will you.

Fine, but don't expect me to keep quiet about McKinley.

SWKT Parachuter wrote:Fine, but don't expect me to keep quiet about McKinley.

My great grandfather knew this day would come, but I didn't listen. He knew he wasn't able to destroy all connections to Czolgosz and wanted to me to find and destroy the rest. And now I have failed him.

Sounds like a job for Nicholas Cage...

All of a sudden, I wish I had more people on MSN or something. If I want to talk to someone, this board is often my best bet, and I'm almost always disappointed.

Craig Jessop wrote:Sounds like a job for Nicholas Cage...

I somehow doubt that he would take the job, he's not the type to not ask questions and destroy incriminating evidence in the process of the investigation...

Nicholas Cage is a very bad actor, so I think you should all stop taking yourselves so seriously and get over it. We all know Anti-smart had nothing to do with any presidential assassination, and this topic has grown boring.

Fredjikrang wrote:I love the Board. *sigh*

I worry when you say things like that . . . (It usually means more work for me. )

Hehe.

It's not that I try to make work for you (Honestly!), but sometimes the mind won't stop until it gets its answer!

I haven't been this excited about upcoming Board answers for a long time though, let me tell yah!

bobtheenchantedone wrote:All of a sudden, I wish I had more people on MSN or something. If I want to talk to someone, this board is often my best bet, and I'm almost always disappointed.

I'd talk to you on MSN. I'm on almost all the time, except when I'm at work or sleeping.

yellow m&m wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:All of a sudden, I wish I had more people on MSN or something. If I want to talk to someone, this board is often my best bet, and I'm almost always disappointed.

I'd talk to you on MSN. I'm on almost all the time, except when I'm at work or sleeping.

Well then, I should a) get your e-mail or whatever, and b) make my MSN work again. I think my brother broke it.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

yellow m&m wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:All of a sudden, I wish I had more people on MSN or something. If I want to talk to someone, this board is often my best bet, and I'm almost always disappointed.

I'd talk to you on MSN. I'm on almost all the time, except when I'm at work or sleeping.

Well then, I should a) get your e-mail or whatever, and b) make my MSN work again. I think my brother broke it.

I put my MSN email on this site, so when your MSN is working again, just let me know.