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Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:44 am
by thebigcheese
Dragon Lady wrote:Every cell in my body knows the church is true. Except this one right here on the bottom left of my spleen. But we're all working hard to convert it.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:13 pm
by C is for
Defy V wrote:I owe it all to my amazing technicolor coat.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:13 pm
by C is for
Craig Jessop wrote:Those crafty Communists had found out I was Mormon!
(the real one.)
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:50 pm
by Dead Cat
C is for wrote:Craig Jessop wrote:Those crafty Communists had found out I was Mormon!
(the real one.)
Who's the "real one"? Craig? Communists? Mormon?
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:05 am
by C is for
Who d'ya think? It was the real Craig Jessop.
Edit: on a side note, the reminder text we got said that Craig Jessop's choir was going to come, and I was confused for a minute. I'm very familiar with the American Festival Chorus, but to call it that really threw me for a loop and I was like, Craig doesn't have his own choir! And he lives in Provo! So...yeah. That's my story.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:54 am
by Hypatia
Guys, we really need a new title bar quote. C'mon, someone has said something funny at some point in time! Put your noggins together and come up with something that doesn't scream, "Hypatia practices witchcraft! Someone call the HCO!!!"
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:07 am
by Dead Cat
NerdGirl wrote:You can't go giving out hate like pretzels.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:42 am
by Dragon Lady
"Few people who go through life come out of it alive." —Foster W. Cline
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:03 am
by Marduk
Sauron wrote:Therefore, men should wear dresses.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:21 am
by Craig Jessop
"It bothers me when people come in mini-dresses to church. Or shirts with holes in them. Or hooker shoes."
-Imogen
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:49 am
by thebigcheese
Azriel wrote:Is he attractive? Yes. Am I attractive? Well, I am a Board writer.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:47 am
by Digit
I thought this was funny:
Catch-and-release, that's like running down pedestrians in your car and then, when they get up and limp away, saying -- Off you go! That's fine. I just wanted to see if I could hit you. -Ellen DeGeneres
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:15 pm
by Indefinite Integral
thebigcheese wrote:
So basically what we're saying is that Marduk likes to eat women.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:21 pm
by Dead Cat
Dragon Lady wrote:Owning two FamilySearch shirts does not make me a genealogist.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:41 pm
by Rifka
"What are men to rocks and mountains?"
--Elizabeth Bennett (Pride and Prejudice)
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:50 pm
by krebscout
bobtheenchantedone wrote:MY crazy roommate peed on my bed!
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:57 pm
by Dragon Lady
Defy V wrote:Man, I totally forgot to play rapture the rag at my rapture party tonight. Oh well. I didn't know the rules, anyway.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 6:06 pm
by Portia
"P.S. Another possibility: Both numbers are made up. The LDS Church just started writing 12345 and threw a couple extra digits on the end, and Mexico just started writing pi and then did the same." -Chachi
brilliant
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 10:34 pm
by Rifka
" The movies weren't romantic; we were." --Overheard@BYU
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:52 am
by C is for
I had a dream that Mitt Romney tricked me into eating gluten. I'm so not voting for him.
--NerdGirl