Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Dragon Lady, when you're not quoting someone verbatim, you probably shouldn't describe a conversation as "actual." It's very misleading and you should probably try to put more thought into your word choices.

EVERYONE: JK LOL

Only "went against his better judgment." was attributed to LJ in quotes and wasn't his actual wording. (Actually, it very well may have been, but I didn't look it up.)