Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I ate some peas recently.

They're fresh peas. I don't like them. : P

There were also some peas in my Yucky Noodle Salad, but I liked them and ate them, so they are no more.

I just had somebody think my watermelon vines were weeds, and rip them out....

xkcd *** wrote:I just had somebody think my watermelon vines were weeds, and rip them out....

Ah poor Watermelon, we knew thee well, and would would have feasted on your delicious insides had you died such an early death.

This is how I feel right now... thanks for summing it up Nanti.

That is, indeed, much sadness.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:That is, indeed, much sadness.

This was the third time in the past two days that my post was the first on a new page, not counting when I created a thread.

Bravo, bob. But the firefighters cornered me, or backed me against the wall at least, then they convieniently managed it so that there was a table in front of me so I could not run away so they wouldn't shoot me.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Bravo, bob. But the firefighters cornered me, or backed me against the wall at least, then they convieniently managed it so that there was a table in front of me so I could not run away so they wouldn't shoot me.

So you are the firefighters prisoner now?

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Bravo, bob. But the firefighters cornered me, or backed me against the wall at least, then they convieniently managed it so that there was a table in front of me so I could not run away so they wouldn't shoot me.

So you are the firefighters prisoner now?

But the firefighters serve the people, you can't take them prisoner!!!

xkcd *** wrote:

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Bravo, bob. But the firefighters cornered me, or backed me against the wall at least, then they convieniently managed it so that there was a table in front of me so I could not run away so they wouldn't shoot me.

So you are the firefighters prisoner now?

But the firefighters serve the people, you can't take them prisoner!!!

But they can't shoot people either cuz they don't usually carry guns, so the only explanation is that they are evil. Or Giovanni is being hunted down by the mafia disguised as firefighters.

I just assumed he meant with water... Is it illegal to hose people?

xkcd *** wrote:I just assumed he meant with water... Is it illegal to hose people?

Makes sense. But why would firefighters want to spray him with a fire hose, and why was Gio in a burning building in the first place to be cornered by the firefighters?

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

xkcd *** wrote:I just assumed he meant with water... Is it illegal to hose people?

Makes sense. But why would firefighters want to spray him with a fire hose, and why was Gio in a burning building in the first place to be cornered by the firefighters?

What if Gio were an entertainer for a cousin's birthday party, and his flaming juggling trick backfired on him, and the clown outfit burst into flames? (those orange fros are pretty hazardous) A concerned mother called 911, and the fire truck came.

xkcd *** wrote:

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

xkcd *** wrote:I just assumed he meant with water... Is it illegal to hose people?

Makes sense. But why would firefighters want to spray him with a fire hose, and why was Gio in a burning building in the first place to be cornered by the firefighters?

What if Gio were an entertainer for a cousin's birthday party, and his flaming juggling trick backfired on him?

And he ran inside going insane from the intense heat? That works.

Maybe he should just tell us what happened.

Well, I went to the city Shot Clinic, and they were overfilled (as usual), so there were some firefighters there helping the nurses. I needed to get two shots, so each of the firefighters took one, and they shot me in each arm at the same time. So they surrounded me and shot me in the arms.

That explains the both.

Indeed.

And while we are clearing up misconceptions, it appears that many have their own of Mountain Dew.

Thank... you?