Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:54 am**

orb360 wrote:
sqrt(-1) wrote:Wanna hear my favorite joke? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Why did the frog fall out of the tree??

Careful, there happen to be a hundred monkey or so who won't take kindly to these jokes.

Because he was STAPLED TO THE MONKEY!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:14 am**

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
orb360 wrote:
sqrt(-1) wrote:Wanna hear my favorite joke? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Why did the frog fall out of the tree??

Because he was STAPLED TO THE MONKEY!!!!!
Careful, there happen to be a hundred monkey or so who won't take kindly to these jokes.

Fix't

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:15 am**

orb360 wrote:
Fix't

Your big space confused me I think.

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:56 pm**

OFF TOPIC, mates. You're supposed to be helping me out here, not telling *lame* jokes.

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:02 pm**

I thought it was funny... and helping generate material is on topic right?

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:17 pm**

orb360 wrote:I thought it was funny... and helping generate material is on topic right?

Three things, mate:

1. Divine Comedy isn't stand-up.

2. I was asking for help with songs.

3. Not funny.

Know that I love you despite your utter unhelpfulness. : D

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:25 pm**

All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:36 pm**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D

I would love to... I was even thinking about making a sign... But I work...

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:42 am**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D

I'll be there. That's where LOL practices Thursday nights actually.

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:07 am**

xkcd *** wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D
I would love to... I was even thinking about making a sign... But I work...

Sadness...

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:27 am**

I actually have a class in that room. But I work. For the first time in over a week. This will be a not fun night.

Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:39 pm**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D

My roommates and I were planning on going so I'll be in the audience, somewhere, but won't know who you are (shocker, I know). Guess I'll have to laugh at everything!

Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:50 pm**

Naazju wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D
My roommates and I were planning on going so I'll be in the audience, somewhere, but won't know who you are (shocker, I know). Guess I'll have to laugh at everything!

Just listen for the shouts of "Go Bob!!!"

Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:55 pm**

I might be able to make it. Depends on how long it takes me to make dinner.

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:24 am**

Gosh Fred, way to leave before others can say hi to you.

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:40 am**

Times auditioned for choir: 1
Accepted: 0

Times applied for the Board: 3
Accepted: 0

Times auditioned for Divine Comedy: 2
Accepted: 0

What is it about college that makes it so I can't get into anything?

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:47 am**

bobtheenchantedone wrote: What is it about college that makes it so I can't get into anything?

I'm sorry that you didn't get in. But at least you're trying, so it is better than nothing.

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:36 am**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Times auditioned for choir: 1
Accepted: 0

Times applied for the Board: 3
Accepted: 0

Times auditioned for Divine Comedy: 2
Accepted: 0

What is it about college that makes it so I can't get into anything?

You did get into college though right?

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:52 am**

I just hope I'm not developing a similar track record, but with majors.

And you're still one of the coolest people I know. :^D

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:01 am**

Sorry Nanti! Didn't see you .

That's too bad Bob. I'm sure you will be get into something though!