Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Look on the bright side! It's impossible to fail at everything, because then you're succeeding at failure!

Anne Certainly

"Hypatia practices witchcraft! Someone call the HCO!!!" - Hypatia

We don’t discover humility by thinking less of ourselves; we discover humility by thinking less about ourselves.

Dieter Uchtdorf

If you ask me, that’s the American dream, right there. Anything can happen to anyone. It’s just random.”
— Nellie Bertram (character on The Office)

Good luck! You're doing better than you think.


-yayfulness

Mr(s). Surface-to-air missile, I demand you introduce yourself.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:

The Artist Formerly known as The Bayesian Conspiracy wrote:And that's how I ended up in a public school and learned how to slack off and cheat the system instead.

I made it on the title bar! I'm not sure if it's normal to be this excited...haha

I'm happy to have made your day.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:I recently rewatched ... a movie musical based on the life of a stripper!

Not even out of context.

"We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box."

-From a forwarded email from my mom (yes, my mom's a forwarder)

Wait, what? People need to not change their pseudonyms. Then they're basically dead to me.

Portia wrote:Wait, what? People need to not change their pseudonyms. Then they're basically dead to me.

Sorry

So, I was really bored today and went through recent board posts. These are quotes I really enjoyed over the last few weeks -

Part 1 of 3 - Funny:

Near-death experiences almost always lead to relieved making out. -Marguerite St. Just

In the war between the giant twix and the giant kit kat, twix won. This time, anyway. --Concealocanth

...start a new life as a vigilante. Of course, that's assuming you can pull off the caped crusader look... -Genuine Article

Eating other people's food is probably my favorite hobby -Yog in Neverland

...we should hold a wake or something. It can be the nice, happy kind... --Maven

I wish I had a French accent in French. -Zedability

I sound like so much smart! -Zedability

I always thought a "strip mall" was some sort of smutty place where strippers shopped -Yog in Neverland

Part 2 of 3 - Relationships:


There was this guy trading livestock for a human. And he was supposed to be this romantic, noble hero? Please. - Eirene

Love, like kissing, takes practice and a good teacher. -Eliot Rosewater

Food is always a great way to make friends -The Entropy Ninja

There can always be a happy ending. Sometimes it comes sooner, sometimes it comes later. -Anne, Certainly

Go enjoy life, and trust that you'll find love someday, even if it's not today. -Zedability

You can be happy when you're single --Pi

Any relationship commitment besides marriage itself is a temporary, non-binding commitment --Maven

Majority vote of random trolls is no method for deciding one's romantic future. ~Professor Kirke

Part 3 of 3 - Other:


I hope when people read my name, they feel a subconscious chill of fear. -Marguerite St. Just

Looks like pure bogus apostasy to me. ~Professor Kirke

Travel to the shady areas during the night - Eliot

I always just sign my name with drawings of smiley faces, trees, poorly-drawn flowers, and angry rainclouds -Yog in Neverland

I'm sending happy thoughts of baked goods your way! --Maven

If you don't know what you want then have fun until you do. --Pi

When I invent my time machine, I'm going to pop up all over history. Shenanigans will abound. -Zedability

My life is awesome -Azriel

...wait, Harry Potter is a work of fiction? Marguerite St. Just

Thanks so much S.A.M.! I love this.

My roommates are like, "Wow, you wake up so early!" And I'm just like, "It might be more accurate to say I stayed up really late."

TAFKATBC

"that's what" - She