Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Crowley wrote:the answer to your question is somewhere in between where you hoped and where you expected.

yayfulness wrote:If you want there to be more trees in the world, you should use as much paper as possible.

Yoggy aka Yog in Neverland wrote:Not being able to tie one's own shoelaces is a brilliant excuse to have cute boys tie them for you.

Yog in Neverland wrote:If it ain't long enough to make a baby, it ain't long enough to make a life-altering decision.

How do ugly people get married? Both the just generally not that good looking and the really ugly ones that you feel bad for when you see them. -oh well, here's to mediocracy

Marguerite St. Just wrote:If you're relying on Church programs to keep you active and interested, you're doing something wrong.

yayfulness wrote:I'd be willing to do anything within reason to help you. That's one of the biggest reasons I'm here on the Board.

Rating Pending wrote:(I) would rather be entrusted with keeping an egg safe than a returned missionary.

Portia wrote:Unfortunately, idiots/selfish people/the uninformed are everywhere.

Portia wrote:You should switch your major to physics and do awesome science with your husband.

Crowley

Zed wrote:you're just buying very expensive urine, the same as any other vitamin supplement.

Crowley wrote:I hear that the harder it is to figure out the invitation, the more likely the girl is to accept a date.

Zed wrote:The Galapagos tortoises mutated from tortoises of a normal lifespan after a top-secret radioactive spill covered up by the government, the way God intended.

S.A.M. wrote:

Zed wrote:The Galapagos tortoises mutated from tortoises of a normal lifespan after a top-secret radioactive spill covered up by the government, the way God intended.