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I'd just stop wearing panties. Works for me every time.

ETA: I debated editing or deleting this now that it's on the top of the page, but... nah.

The first video on YouTube. 10 years ago today.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:I'd just stop wearing panties.

Ha! I wear too many dresses for that to be feasible. Good thing I've never gotten a yeast infection. (Knock on wood.)

Ha. Type "atari breakout" without the quotes in google images.

^If you beat the first level, it does it with randomly selected images, which is really cool.

Why would your roommates affect your dating life? The closest I've ever come to experiencing this is when I impersonated my roommate (#fail #why #freshmen) on a date she didn't want to take and ended up with a boyfriend. (LOL)

I'd say, "your opinions on whom I pursue romantically are none of your concern, Mademoiselle," and then never speak again. Aggressive-aggressive, if you will.

Cub Scouts get to go to day camp for a week in the summer, but Activity Day girls don't really get to do anything, so I asked my bishop if I could host a day camp for our AD girls and he said absolutely, so now I get to plan an awesome day camp!

I was reading something about the often massive difference between in-state and out-of-state tuition costs at most universities. It reminded me of when I, as a Washington state resident at the time, went to a university in Illinois for my first year of college. Somehow I heard that after three months I could go to the DMV and, showing my proof of residence at the dormitory on campus, trade my WA license for an IL license. I got the IL license and then went to the financial office on campus, showed them my license, filled out some forms, and actually got my tuition knocked down on the spot.

Most states make you prove you've been there for at least a year. I don't know if I luckily slipped through the cracks, but it was great.

Then when I eventually went back to WA, I went to the DMV and told them I lost my license and got a replacement I probably still have the long-since expired IL license somewhere.

Here's to states not talking to each other!

Genuine Article wrote:Cub Scouts get to go to day camp for a week in the summer, but Activity Day girls don't really get to do anything, so I asked my bishop if I could host a day camp for our AD girls and he said absolutely, so now I get to plan an awesome day camp!

Awesome! What kinds of activities are you planning? Do you need any help?

Whistler wrote:

Genuine Article wrote:Cub Scouts get to go to day camp for a week in the summer, but Activity Day girls don't really get to do anything, so I asked my bishop if I could host a day camp for our AD girls and he said absolutely, so now I get to plan an awesome day camp!

Awesome! What kinds of activities are you planning? Do you need any help?

I'll probably have one or two volunteers helping out each day, and we'll do most of the stuff they do at Cub Scout camp. So, building fires, tying knots, using a compass, crafts, field sports, songs and skits, first aid, a nature scavenger hunt, using basic hand tools, campfire cooking, and there's a woman in the ward who does archery, so she might come and teach that one of the days.

That's awesome. I love camping. When my mom became YW president, some of the YW were rather shocked that we were cooking EVERYTHING over a fire, sleeping in tents, and not showering the whole time, hahaha.

awesome! I still have fond memories of doing archery at girl's camp.

I used to work at a Boy Scout camp and my cousin worked at a Cub Scout Camp nearby, so if you need ideas for any songs, skits, or camp cheers, let me know

Guys I'm ridiculously excited about this wedding gift I got for Zed. (#1stboardwedding!). Also this little cousin of hers or M's is cute - and polite!

I'm the only one with little cousins. They're adorable.

When I first read this, I totally read "classic narcissism" as one of the traits she had and wanted in her future spouse. I was like, waiiiiit ... did I ask this question?

Brilliant title, brilliant post, brilliant everything.

Hats off, once again, to Mr. Eric D. Snider.

http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/bake-me-to-church/

I liked Bake Me to Church, it was really well written, but I was also hoping that some of it would be written so it could be sung to the song Take Me to Church.

"Regardless of whether we Christians have the RIGHT to refuse service to gay customers, why would we WANT to? Where in Christianity are we getting that idea?"

Brilliant

I handed my daughter our iPad after going to this site that emulates Mac OS System 7 (early 90's) and she said "What did you do? It's old!"