Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Marduk wrote:I've been teaching since August, and they don't have any sort of grooming requirements, so I've been letting my beard grow out. Well, I couldn't get any sections for summer, so I'm going back to pizza delivery, which means I had to shave. Smooth cheeks are really strange.

NO KIDDING THEY'RE REALLY STRANGE this should be in the rants of the day thread

Ah, I wondered what that was about. Well may your summer months be less face-sweat-y. Or is that a thing? The things I don't know.

TheBlackSheep wrote:Ah, I wondered what that was about. Well may your summer months be less face-sweat-y. Or is that a thing? The things I don't know.

Sure, it'll be a bit cooler, but that certainly wasn't why I did it.

Oh no, I gotcha. Just looking for the silver lining in your smooth cheeked woes.

Who's excited for Board Reunion? (Hint: not the editors. At least when there will be 4 million answers to approve. LOL)

On the one hand, I'm really excited.

On the other hand, I'm working almost 60 hours in the next seven days, so... that'll be fun.

I am a huge nerd who stayed up until midnight to start writing answers even though that means I'll be working 14 hours tomorrow on about five hours of sleep.

I should probably rethink my priorities.

Guys, there's a dude in my grad program that reminds me so much of a half-Jewish version of all you comic book nerds (Humble Master, M.O.D.A.Q). Although I don't share this obsession, it makes me oddly happy.

Also he's going on Birthright and I'm kind of jealous. :)

Hey, I'm back on here again, so that's cool. Apparently I haven't gotten on since last September. XD

yayfulness wrote:I am a huge nerd who stayed up until midnight to start writing answers even though that means I'll be working 14 hours tomorrow on about five hours of sleep.

I should probably rethink my priorities.

I am a huge nerd who stayed up until midnight to finish writing answers even though that means I'll be working nine hours tomorrow on about five hours of sleep.

I should probably rethink my priorities.

yayfulness wrote:

yayfulness wrote:I am a huge nerd who stayed up until midnight to start writing answers even though that means I'll be working 14 hours tomorrow on about five hours of sleep.

I should probably rethink my priorities.

I am a huge nerd who stayed up until midnight to finish writing answers even though that means I'll be working nine hours tomorrow on about five hours of sleep.

I should probably rethink my priorities.

NEVAH

Seriously though I'm glad I was kicked out. That was intense. I should make sure to be on the Adriatic this time next year and rethink MY priorities.

I'm weirdly bothered that I didn't have sublime text on this machine to clean up my <span> tags. Are you still a proofreader? Because then you don't even have that check and balance.

Check and balance to your sanity, I mean.

yayfulness wrote:

yayfulness wrote:I am a huge nerd who stayed up until midnight to start writing answers even though that means I'll be working 14 hours tomorrow on about five hours of sleep.

I should probably rethink my priorities.

I am a huge nerd who stayed up until midnight to finish writing answers even though that means I'll be working nine hours tomorrow on about five hours of sleep.

I should probably rethink my priorities.

I stayed up a little too late one evening too! It's fun to write answers.

...one. Yes. Let's use that number for me too because I don't want to say the real one.

But seriously, reunion week was great and I loved seeing everyone back on the Board again.

DO NOT MOVE WHILE PREGNANT.

I didn't even do any of the heavy lifting and my back has never hurt this badly. Basically all I did was deep-clean the apartment and direct the people who showed up to help.

I take the LSAT in the morning and I'm very nervous and I just hope I sleep tonight and that's all I have to say

That test has a number of questions not unlike Einstein's Zebra puzzle, or, the Penny Press Logic puzzles at the grocery store, right? Better you than me, friend. I stink at those

Thanks for posting that link, I had a lot of fun figuring it out. (Probably because I'm not being timed or under any pressure.)

one of my student employees took the LSAT today too! I hope your brain was able to perform under pressure.

Dear Squirrel:
My boyfriend bought a tiny bison plush I named Jackson (after the town) who is much more cuddly than the bison we saw in Yellowstone. :D I thought it was a funny convergence of two of your recent answers.