Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Oops... Typo. I'm really bad about those. It's a mircle that I didn't have one before that. (It wasn't even intentional.)

Wowee Kazowie! 6 whole registered readers on at the same time?

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Oops... Typo. I'm really bad about those. It's a mircle that I didn't have one before that. (It wasn't even intentional.)

A mircle indeed.

I suggest using Firefox. Built-in spell check is a beautiful thing.

But then I can't impress people with my ability to spell tough words like "schizophrenic" and "dyslexic" and stuff like that.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:But then I can't impress people with my ability to spell tough words like "schizophrenic" and "dyslexic" and stuff like that.

Ummm, are people typically impressed by that? Like anyone besides your mom?

(10 points to me for a your mom joke that made sense in context)

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:But then I can't impress people with my ability to spell tough words like "schizophrenic" and "dyslexic" and stuff like that.

Unlike those in your neighboring hick towns, we aren't impressed by good spelling. We expect it, and rely on SWKT to point out the spelling errors that have been committed.

Mesa isn't a hick town! A.J... is not Mesa, whether they share a border or not. And yes, someone besides my mother was impressed by my ability to spell schizophrenic recently. Craig sends his greetings. He says:

"So how's the Board and company? I hear you write a lot of questions about missing me. Tell bob I still expect her to wait for me--and SWKT to stay classy. I'll let you figure out who the mole is who might be writing me [as well]
"[It's hard to not write in Spanish; becasue I'm learning very quickly]"

the stuffs in brackets were written in Spanish; I just didn't want to screw up the accents or something.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Mesa isn't a hick town! A.J... is not Mesa, whether they share a border or not. And yes, someone besides my mother was impressed by my ability to spell schizophrenic recently. Craig sends his greetings. He says:

"So how's the Board and company? I hear you write a lot of questions about missing me. Tell bob I still expect her to wait for me--and SWKT to stay classy. I'll let you figure out who the mole is who might be writing me [as well]
"[It's hard to not write in Spanish; becasue I'm learning very quickly]"

the stuffs in brackets were written in Spanish; I just didn't want to screw up the accents or something.

Weren't you going to give us all his address so we could write him? Or am I being crazier than usual?

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Mesa isn't a hick town! A.J... is not Mesa, whether they share a border or not. And yes, someone besides my mother was impressed by my ability to spell schizophrenic recently. Craig sends his greetings. He says:

"So how's the Board and company? I hear you write a lot of questions about missing me. Tell bob I still expect her to wait for me--and SWKT to stay classy. I'll let you figure out who the mole is who might be writing me [as well]
"[It's hard to not write in Spanish; becasue I'm learning very quickly]"

the stuffs in brackets were written in Spanish; I just didn't want to screw up the accents or something.

Weren't you going to give us all his address so we could write him? Or am I being crazier than usual?

Apparently the mole is not Nanti.

I bet he's faking that he doesn't know so that it seems like it isn't him, but in reality it is.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I bet he's faking that he doesn't know so that it seems like it isn't him, but in reality it is.

I suppose that is the easiest answer to come to.... I suppose I shall have to go live in a convent now.

That is a most fabulous conclusion to draw. A convent? Unless I completely missed something and you are female, dear Nanti, you'd do better to live in a monastery than a convent. Also, why?

Wisteria wrote:That is a most fabulous conclusion to draw. A convent? Unless I completely missed something and you are female, dear Nanti, you'd do better to live in a monastery than a convent. Also, why?

That was the word I was looking for, monastery. I was thinking that a convent was different because I had Hamlet on my mind and he always said "Get thee to a nunnery" so there was a disconnect somewhere by not linking the two words when I wrote this.

Why? What else would a mole do if found out?

"Get thee to a nunnery." THat could be a great thing to start throwing around in conversation.

Wisteria wrote:"Get thee to a nunnery." THat could be a great thing to start throwing around in conversation.

Indeed, along with "Why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners?", "Or, if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them", "Where's thy father? Let the doors be shut upon him that he may play the fool nowhere but in's own house", "If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry,—be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny"

Ah. Okay. I'm assuming that bit about not being a breeder of sinners has something to do with why you're headed to a monastery.

Wisteria wrote:Ah. Okay. I'm assuming that bit about not being a breeder of sinners has something to do with why you're headed to a monastery.

Maybe... but I was thinking other quotes like the nunnery one that would be of same use to throw around in a conversation. That and all those quotes are from Hamlet, directed to Ophelia in Act 3 scene 1

Oh man...I totally forgot how awesome it is to throw around those hilariously unwieldy, out-of-context Hamlet quotes! I guess I forgot because nobody's used such elegant humor like that since tenth grade, when we read Hamlet! Thanks guys!

Oh, and Giovanni: if you get a chance, would you give Craig my fondest regards and tell him that I most certainly will stay classy? Thanks.

SWKT Parachuter wrote:Oh man...I totally forgot how awesome it is to throw around those hilariously unwieldy, out-of-context Hamlet quotes! I guess I forgot because nobody's used such elegant humor like that since tenth grade, when we read Hamlet! Thanks guys!

Obviously.