Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

baker
builder
bus driver
candyman
chef
cop
cowboy
DJ
doctor
farmer
fireman
florist
forester
gambler
general
hangman
hooker
king
knight
lawyer (abogado)
librarian
merchant
miner
nurse
operator
photographer
poet
postman
preacher
prophet
queen
ranger
roller derby queen
sailor
singer
[black]smith
stock car boy
supermodel
swimmer
teacher
waitress
wizard
wrestlers
writer

Dead Cat wrote:To prevent this round from going forever, I think I should employ a restriction a la What's My Line? and say an occupation means they are salaried or self-employed. This restriction will start tomorrow, so if you've been holding onto one that doesn't fit the new guidelines, play it now.

To clarify, can you point out which professions already used would not count, under this rule? (Not that you're applying the rule retroactively, I just want to understand where you're drawing the line.)

"Kill her. That's all you have to do. Kill Mary? And get the priest as well."

-Queensryche, "Suite Sister Mary"

Katya wrote:

Dead Cat wrote:To prevent this round from going forever, I think I should employ a restriction a la What's My Line? and say an occupation means they are salaried or self-employed. This restriction will start tomorrow, so if you've been holding onto one that doesn't fit the new guidelines, play it now.

To clarify, can you point out which professions already used would not count, under this rule? (Not that you're applying the rule retroactively, I just want to understand where you're drawing the line.)

King, queen, roller derby queen, gambler, prophet, and wizard would not count. There's probably at least one other on the list that doesn't work either, but I don't know enough about how they get paid to eliminate it/them entirely.

I figured this new rule was coming, but I'm surprised at your definition. Being a king or queen is a salaried position in my mind, along the same lines as being the president. Just because they inherited the position does not mean they don't get paid for it. That's what taxes are for.

Katya wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Noooooo! C4, I was going to do miner today. : (

Were you going to do "Oh, My Darling"? (I was going to use that, at some point, but then I realized I needed to do a librarian song before anyone else did.)

Nope. A song about a blackleg (strike-breaking) miner. I was going to do the verse where they threaten to kill him. Or possibly the one where they mock him for not being able to get any.

Yeah, I'd be interested to see criteria here.... I can show you dozens of people who make a living gambling. Also, our prophet at least gets stipends to pay for living expenses, as do most GAs. Wouldn't that count as "salary?"

Marduk wrote:Yeah, I'd be interested to see criteria here.... I can show you dozens of people who make a living gambling. Also, our prophet at least gets stipends to pay for living expenses, as do most GAs. Wouldn't that count as "salary?"

Yeah, but the song that mentioned the word "prophet" was about Adam, who didn't get a stipend for being a prophet.

So, if some can't make a living at it, it doesn't count? ;P

Also, Adam totally got a stipend. Inheriting the whole earth is actually a pretty big salary, if you think about it.

"Businessman he drink my wine."

Jimi Hendrix, "All Along the Watchtower"

bobtheenchantedone wrote:I figured this new rule was coming, but I'm surprised at your definition. Being a king or queen is a salaried position in my mind, along the same lines as being the president. Just because they inherited the position does not mean they don't get paid for it. That's what taxes are for.

It's more the fact that, in my mind, they can do absolutely nothing and still get money. It isn't all that advisable to do absolutely nothing because the mobs will come with their pitchforks, but they could still get away with it for a pretty long while.
And besides, the king or queen would be more likely to be the mystery guest than a normal contestant anyway.

Marduk wrote:Also, Adam totally got a stipend. Inheriting the whole earth is actually a pretty big salary, if you think about it.

Bahahaha!

Marduk wrote:Yeah, I'd be interested to see criteria here.... I can show you dozens of people who make a living gambling. Also, our prophet at least gets stipends to pay for living expenses, as do most GAs. Wouldn't that count as "salary?"

Maybe I should have the terms "respected professional" and "profitable" (no pun intended)? Just because Mom and Dad gave you an allowance does not mean you were salaried, after all.


Basically, people, if you know or know of someone making an honest living doing it, I'll count it. If not, you can still play it, but be prepared to argue for it.

DAY 5

In:
Uffish
Katya
Digit
Defy V
C4
Bob
Unit
Duckie
yayfulness

Out:
Fred
DL

I like to go out dancing. My baby loves a bunch of authors.

-My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors by Moxy Fruvous

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday, and the manager gives me a smile, 'cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see to forget about life for a while.

Piano Man, Billy Joel

Marduk wrote:So, if some can't make a living at it, it doesn't count? ;P

No, if the majority of people who have had that role haven't formally made a living at it (including the person in the song), then you shouldn't count it by default.

(I do love how Encore rounds end up devolving into the most random arguments, such as whether "na-na-na-na-na-na-na" counts as one word or seven.)

"She was a fishmonger and sure 'twas no wonder for so were her father and mother before."

"Cockles and Mussels"

"The sheriff and his buddies with their samurai swords, you can even hear the music at night."

The Doobie Brothers, "China Grove"

"God took a tailor by the hand, turned him around and . . ."

-"Miracle of Miracles"