Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:01 pm**

xkcd *** wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:Times auditioned for choir: 1
Accepted: 0

Times applied for the Board: 3
Accepted: 0

Times auditioned for Divine Comedy: 2
Accepted: 0

What is it about college that makes it so I can't get into anything?
You did get into college though right?

This is correct. I did at least get into college, and the best college for me.

And thanks for the love, guys. : D

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:16 pm**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:
And thanks for the love, guys. : D

No problem, doll.

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:25 pm**

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:
And thanks for the love, guys. : D
No problem, doll.

Okay, what can I call a guy friend with the same effect?

Darlin' seems too girly...
Dearest has the same problem...

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:36 pm**

xkcd *** wrote: Okay, what can I call a guy friend with the same effect?

Darlin' seems too girly...
Dearest has the same problem...

Sweety? Honey? The Cheat? Lumpkin? Terrorist?

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:32 pm**

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
xkcd *** wrote: Okay, what can I call a guy friend with the same effect?

Darlin' seems too girly...
Dearest has the same problem...
Sweety? Honey? The Cheat? Lumpkin? Terrorist?

You're amazing, terrorist. ;^)

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:09 pm**

yellow m&m wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
xkcd *** wrote: Okay, what can I call a guy friend with the same effect?

Darlin' seems too girly...
Dearest has the same problem...
Sweety? Honey? The Cheat? Lumpkin? Terrorist?
You're amazing, terrorist. ;^)

Think of all the fun in airports.

"Terrorist, we're going to be late for our flight."

Posted: **Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:56 pm**

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
yellow m&m wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote: Sweety? Honey? The Cheat? Lumpkin? Terrorist?
You're amazing, terrorist. ;^)
Think of all the fun in airports.

"Terrorist, we're going to be late for our flight."

You'd have to be careful though. If you were overheard by the wrong person at the wrong time...
"I swear, we're not really terrorists! I promise!"

Posted: **Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:54 pm**

yellow m&m wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
yellow m&m wrote: You're amazing, terrorist. ;^)
Think of all the fun in airports.

"Terrorist, we're going to be late for our flight."
You'd have to be careful though. If you were overheard by the wrong person at the wrong time...
"I swear, we're not really terrorists! I promise!"

Nah... It's not like the Theatrical Security Association does much other than look like they are being helpful...

Posted: **Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:29 pm**

yellow m&m wrote:
You'd have to be careful though. If you were overheard by the wrong person at the wrong time...
"I swear, we're not really terrorists! I promise!"

Which is why I said think of all the fun that would be had there and at other places.

Posted: **Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:40 pm**

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
yellow m&m wrote:
You'd have to be careful though. If you were overheard by the wrong person at the wrong time...
"I swear, we're not really terrorists! I promise!"
Which is why I said think of all the fun that would be had there and at other places.

True. The looks you'd get would be priceless.

Posted: **Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:49 pm**

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
xkcd *** wrote: Okay, what can I call a guy friend with the same effect?

Darlin' seems too girly...
Dearest has the same problem...
Sweety? Honey? The Cheat? Lumpkin? Terrorist?

I think Walrus would work, then you can call him WALL E for short.

Posted: **Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:59 pm**

Goober wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
xkcd *** wrote: Okay, what can I call a guy friend with the same effect?

Darlin' seems too girly...
Dearest has the same problem...
Sweety? Honey? The Cheat? Lumpkin? Terrorist?
I think Walrus would work, then you can call him WALL E for short.

*Applauses Goober*

Posted: **Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:00 pm**

That was so totally my idea... : P

Posted: **Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:18 pm**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:That was so totally my idea... : P

Yes... Giraffe.

Posted: **Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:13 pm**

bobtheenchantedone wrote: Times auditioned for Divine Comedy: 2
Accepted: 0

If you ended up singing like you wanted to, I liked all those auditions (since I'm not completely sure of who you are). Better luck next time!

Posted: **Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:35 am**

Naazju wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote: Times auditioned for Divine Comedy: 2
Accepted: 0
If you ended up singing like you wanted to, I liked all those auditions (since I'm not completely sure of who you are). Better luck next time!

Yes, I was singing... I was the Rise and Shout one.

Posted: **Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:20 pm**

bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Naazju wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote: Times auditioned for Divine Comedy: 2
Accepted: 0
If you ended up singing like you wanted to, I liked all those auditions (since I'm not completely sure of who you are). Better luck next time!
Yes, I was singing... I was the Rise and Shout one.

Oh! My roommates and I enjoyed that one. Not anywhere near as creepy as the "outie bellybutton" one.

Posted: **Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:43 pm**

Naazju wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Naazju wrote: If you ended up singing like you wanted to, I liked all those auditions (since I'm not completely sure of who you are). Better luck next time!
Yes, I was singing... I was the Rise and Shout one.
Oh! My roommates and I enjoyed that one. Not anywhere near as creepy as the "outie bellybutton" one.

I'm glad you liked mine... and yes, that song was creepy. : D

Posted: **Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:27 am**

"What is this? What is this? I don't want to be famous!"

Posted: **Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:30 pm**

yellow m&m wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
yellow m&m wrote: You're amazing, terrorist. ;^)
Think of all the fun in airports.

"Terrorist, we're going to be late for our flight."
You'd have to be careful though. If you were overheard by the wrong person at the wrong time...
"I swear, we're not really terrorists! I promise!"

This reminds me of the whole talking to your friend Jack at the airport "Hi Jack! Hi Jack! Hi Jack!" (I got that from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afXzQ-PWor0 if you are not on campus it is definitely worth your 2 minutes)

Speaking of terrorists in airports--I honestly wasn't thinking last year when I was going home... I was flying from BYU to my parents... I had just finished my Arabic final like the day before... graduation was that week (it was like mid-august) and so the airport was inundated... I took my laptop out of the bag to get through security, and put my bag though. When it got through they stopped me and said:
"Do you have a DVD player in your bag?"
I had left my external laptop CD player in my bag. I looked the airport security guy in the eye and said:
"Naam" (while shaking my head yes and smiling) Naam means yes in Arabic. I had been speaking and studying so much recently it had just slipped out. He got the point, asked me to take it out, I showed him and got through security and had to whip out my cell phone and call a friend to tell her about it--I still can't believe I did that!