Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I love Bollywood! But I don't live in Provo.

I need something to do tonight and am in Provo.

Well, if you wanna, come on by. The top of the SWKT. I have blue hair, and my name is Brunhilda. We start in . . . a few minutes.

awesome, I'm on my way. I'm right behind the library and leaving now.

UffishThought wrote:Well, if you wanna, come on by. 691 N University Ave. I have red hair, and my name is Krista. We start in . . . a few minutes.

*gasp*

What about anonymity??????

Surely no one would mistake what I said for true. And you, you're just making things up. That's even less realistic!

It was great fun. One of the guys who I wasn't introduced to I knew. Not that he'd remember me at all, his brother was always more likely to visit my apartment than he was.

Holy explosion of Mormon on the Internet. It started with my "Five Best Columns from the Atlantic Wire," with a link to a "why Mormons AREN'T Christian" written by an LDS guy as an op-ed for the NYT. Then it was three (!) Mormon links on Dan Savage, mostly about my FAV TOPIC EVER, this one dude's mixed-orientation marriage. ("It's not just for gays anymooooore!") Then, gaaah, the NUMBER-ONE Slate article is about being gay and Mormon. Is this just super chic right now? No links, as the comments alone would probably make a person cry (especially on the first one, wow, people are douchey), but you can Google, if you derive pleasure from being the object of fascination for sexually-active coastal liberals.

ETA: I totally take back anything I've ever said about not marrying a gay guy for one glaring, huge exception: NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. *love*

Unit of Energy wrote:It was great fun. One of the guys who I wasn't introduced to I knew. Not that he'd remember me at all, his brother was always more likely to visit my apartment than he was.

Which one?

The one on the couch I started out sitting on.

One more day. One more effing day, and this huge order will be OVER and my wrists can take a break.

Take a break before working for one more week, that is.

Also, my day will probably end at about three tomorrow morning.

BUT STILL.

If any of the techie people around here are looking for a job, my the company my hubby works at is hiring. http://www.digicert.com/news/jobs/senio ... eloper.htm They really are awesome to work for. As in, the annual Christmas party is in Disneyland awesome. And I'm fairly sure they don't use those stupid computer programs to sift through applications.

And good luck Bob! Gonna make it, gonna make it. . .

I currently hate all people who are getting engaged. I know far too many. The fifth friend of mine this week just announced her engagement.

I feel the same way about everyone around me getting pregnant but hey other than that my life is pretty awesome.

I feel lame now... that's how I feel about all the people who have girlfriends...

Unit of Energy wrote:I currently hate all people who are getting engaged. I know far too many. The fifth friend of mine this week just announced her engagement.

Whistler wrote:I feel the same way about everyone around me getting pregnant but hey other than that my life is pretty awesome.

Guess what? I'm pregnant! And the baby is engaged!!

yayfulness wrote:I feel lame now... that's how I feel about all the people who have girlfriends...

So, to be blunt on the internet...

Um, you're a dude? Totally called that one wrong....

Yeah, my 'nym isn't exactly gender-specific. And I have a calling in the Primary. I was wondering if anyone would make an assumption like that.

Also, you mentioned writing notes in church. Also, no offense, but I kinda assumed yayfulness to be a bit feminine..... Although, not one to judge, seeing as how I'm dating a girl named bob.

Haha, those... the ones we made were more cartoons than notes, but the ward called them "nice notes" so we did too.