Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I DO NOT HEART TWILIGHT. I kinda liked for a little while, a long time ago. I discovered that site during one of my sick-as-a-dog-and-dead-bored times (which usually lasted about a month in those days) and hung around because I needed something to do all day that didn't involve leaving the sofa.

: P

Edit: I spelled 'bored' wrong the first time.

U GAIS! Story time.

So, Bob has been pretty much religiously trying to keep me away from her bedroom. I became curious, so I snuck a peak when she went to the bathroom....

WALL TO WALL Twilight posters. It was freaky. She even had a lifesize Edward doll complete with sparkle action in the corner. I almost threw up.

Marduk wrote:U GAIS! Story time.

So, Bob has been pretty much religiously trying to keep me away from her bedroom. I became curious, so I snuck a peak when she went to the bathroom....

WALL TO WALL Twilight posters. It was freaky. She even had a lifesize Edward doll complete with sparkle action in the corner. I almost threw up.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA... love it. Bob, seek professional help. Twilight is gross.

Marduk wrote:U GAIS! Story time.

So, Bob has been pretty much religiously trying to keep me away from her bedroom. I became curious, so I snuck a peak when she went to the bathroom....

WALL TO WALL Twilight posters. It was freaky. She even had a lifesize Edward doll complete with sparkle action in the corner. I almost threw up.

I think you've lost enough points to be forced to watch Pride and Prejudice.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

Marduk wrote:U GAIS! Story time.

So, Bob has been pretty much religiously trying to keep me away from her bedroom. I became curious, so I snuck a peak when she went to the bathroom....

WALL TO WALL Twilight posters. It was freaky. She even had a lifesize Edward doll complete with sparkle action in the corner. I almost threw up.

I think you've lost enough points to be forced to watch Pride and Prejudice.

If he really were your friend, he'd watch it anyway.

No, no. There are some things NO man should do. [ =

I agree with C4. Also, in BYU land, don't most girls religiously keep boys away from their bedrooms? Just' sayin' . . .

Oh hai! http://www.thekitchn.com/thekitchn/dess ... dge-102780

Gio is a terrible stalker. TERRIBLE.

Wisteria wrote:I agree with C4. Also, in BYU land, don't most girls religiously keep boys away from their bedrooms? Just' sayin' . . .

Ha!

You'd think that.

Yeah, I don't know where you're getting your information, but they totally encourage bedroom visiting.

I figure I'm allowed to bring boys to my room, since it's the only place we can get away from the siblings and the parents and the teasing and the idea that people are jungle gyms...

ALSO BECAUSE APPARENTLY MY ROOM IS A TWILIGHT LOVE NEST THERE IS ALSO THAT

Dr. Mario

Oh, sorry, are we not playing word association? I was sitting here with the Post Reply box open and thinking about bob's house and bob's job and how bob's mom plays Dr. Mario to relax, and that's what came out my fingers.

I've gotta say, anyone who's not down with my Twilight love nest ain't gonna be no honey of mine.

Oh, I'm down with it. Why do you think I bought the sparkling body paint?

I mean, it's wierd, but whatever works, right?

Marduk wrote:Oh, I'm down with it. Why do you think I bought the sparkling body paint?

I mean, it's wierd, but whatever works, right?

That stuff is probably scarily popular.

Because the fact that anyone would buy it is scary.

*is looking at MLIT to corroborate her claims but is only finding stupid "OMG I SAW A VOLVO EDWARD YAYAYAYAY" posts*

Marduk wrote:Oh, I'm down with it. Why do you think I bought the sparkling body paint?

I mean, it's wierd, but whatever works, right?

Did you remember the popsicles, too? I told you last time, making out just seems a little... off if the lips I'm kissing aren't ice cold.

Ok, this is getting a little too creepy, even for me. I'm out. You guys have fun with your Twilight conversation. I'm going to go read something with literary merit.

I ate chocolate covered bacon at the Idaho State Fair last year. It was so tasty, surprisingly.

Marduk wrote:Ok, this is getting a little too creepy, even for me. I'm out. You guys have fun with your Twilight conversation. I'm going to go read something with literary merit.

You started it. : P

So, which P&P do you want to watch first - the newest one, or the pink one?

I think my dog might be gay. His favorite toys include his purple stuffed bear and his pink stuffed pig.