Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Yes. Like right now, the thought of working on my thesis revisions any more today was making me go insane, so I went to the store instead. And now I don't want to put my groceries away, so I'm reading the internet while packages of raw meat and tomatoes are strewn around my living room.

You could put each on its own line.

All

the

time.

But that might look a little odd.

Well, april 15th isn't that bad, it's the day everything has to be done, so you finish the stress and you have extra reason to celebrate.

Unit of Energy wrote:Well, april 15th isn't that bad, it's the day everything has to be done, so you finish the stress and you have extra reason to celebrate.

But you have until midnight to file . . .

Isn't tax day on the 18th this year? My husband told me they pushed it back because of some technicality.

In other news, this is AWESOME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItMJtA8vfpw

Yes, tbc, that is accurate.

Midnight to file, but most accountants i know still maintain reasonable operating hours that day.

I'm going to CHICAGO! Tomorrow! Yay!

I just learned that green olives are just under-ripe black olives. (Except black olives are actually purple when harvested and are often treated with chemicals to make them black.) I had no idea. I thought they were just … cousins or something.

If anyone is looking for a part-time job, let me know. My boss said he needs a few drivers who can work just the Friday and Saturday evening shifts. Since those are the busiest nights, you can actually do pretty well.

So if anyone wants to bring home an extra 100-200 dollars a week, it isn't a bad way to spend 5-10 hours. You do need your own car, however.

Yellow's brother is looking for a job. How do I put you two in contact?

Dragon Lady wrote:Yellow's brother is looking for a job. How do I put you two in contact?

Is this the brother with the, um, alternative mode of transport?

Katya wrote:

Dragon Lady wrote:Yellow's brother is looking for a job. How do I put you two in contact?

Is this the brother with the, um, alternative mode of transport?

lol. Nope, this is the other one. But you have to admit, that'd be an awesome way to deliver… um… what would he be delivering, Marduk?

Pizza. And haven't you already talked about how he's so cool with his "alternative mode of transport"? Or is it just because I'm an inveterate stalker that I know what you're talking about? Because I know that's definitely a possibility.

I'm gonna go for stalker. And I know it was mean to place that taunting bit of info out there that people are gonna want answers for, but it'd make it way, way, way, too easy to discover our identities from it. So, no. I'm not gonna tell you what that alternative mode of transport is.

C is for wrote:Pizza. And haven't you already talked about how he's so cool with his "alternative mode of transport"? Or is it just because I'm an inveterate stalker that I know what you're talking about? Because I know that's definitely a possibility.

I couldn't remember where she's talked about what, so I figured I'd better be safe than sorry.

Dragon Lady wrote:I'm gonna go for stalker. And I know it was mean to place that taunting bit of info out there that people are gonna want answers for, but it'd make it way, way, way, too easy to discover our identities from it. So, no. I'm not gonna tell you what that alternative mode of transport is.

It's the Batmobile, isn't it? I knew you were related to Batman! Just knew it.

thebigcheese wrote:

Dragon Lady wrote:I'm gonna go for stalker. And I know it was mean to place that taunting bit of info out there that people are gonna want answers for, but it'd make it way, way, way, too easy to discover our identities from it. So, no. I'm not gonna tell you what that alternative mode of transport is.

It's the Batmobile, isn't it? I knew you were related to Batman! Just knew it.

The Batmobile would certainly deliver pizzas quickly.

DL, just tell me what name to look out for, then have him apply at the AF Papa John's.

Guys! I just spent hours outside planting my brother's garden. It's gonna be a fantastic garden this year. And totally… eclectic. Hopefully we'll find something to do with all the randomness we're planting. And hopefully my HOA gets in gear and gets the soil for our community garden so I can get planting my stuff here, too.

In my opinion, spring is finally officially here.