Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I once bottle-fed an entire litter of kittens because the mom got hit by a car. I even taught my 5th grade class how to bottle feed a kitten for a How-To presentation.

That is cool, DL. We once had the mama go missing, but just after we purchased formula and before we could really use it she reappeared. So this will be my first experience, if I even have to do it this time.

My two year old will be the death of me.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:That is cool, DL. We once had the mama go missing, but just after we purchased formula and before we could really use it she reappeared. So this will be my first experience, if I even have to do it this time.

We lived on a farm and formula-fed our calves, so we just used that formula for our cats, too. Sometimes I forget that normal people don't have things like that laying around. And that I now apparently qualify as normal people.

krebscout wrote:My two year old will be the death of me.

I hear ya. Maybe it's something in the air?

I think I'm being mocked. I'm looking for a picture of the earth for a lesson that...apparently needs a picture of the earth. I'm having the hardest time finding one (I'm very limited in what I can look through), but I glance at the top of the page, and what do I see?

Our new favicon.

Sheesh.

C is for wrote:I think I'm being mocked. I'm looking for a picture of the earth for a lesson that...apparently needs a picture of the earth. I'm having the hardest time finding one (I'm very limited in what I can look through), but I glance at the top of the page, and what do I see?

Our new favicon.

Sheesh.

If you still need one, the Gospel Art Kit has one and you can download the image from the church website.

I had a dream that MItt Romney tricked me into eating gluten. I'm so not voting for him.

NerdGirl wrote:I had a dream that MItt Romney tricked me into eating gluten. I'm so not voting for him.

I'm sure he'll be devastated to learn he's lost the Canadian celiac vote.

There's a guy on one of the gates here at the airport who seems to use a different accent every time he talks on the com. I've heard Indian, Scottish, Australian, and something else. He's my hero.

well, i'm off on a cruise for a few days. be back on the 23rd!

Imogen wrote:well, i'm off on a cruise for a few days. be back on the 23rd!

Lucky! Have fun!

Dead Cat wrote:There's a guy on one of the gates here at the airport who seems to use a different accent every time he talks on the com. I've heard Indian, Scottish, Australian, and something else. He's my hero.

I would SO do that!

Happy Father's Day, Board daddies

ingeborgcassidy is an awesome spambot name. I hope it's real.

I love my backyard and my garden. Especially now that I'm done spending money on it and am getting returns.

man, I neglected my yard for a month and now I'm scared of how much work it will take to pull all of this grass out of the flower beds.

I am very happy to be done pulling grass out of flower beds. I live in a rental house and no one did anything with the gardens last year. One of my roommates and I did some serious grass removal. Good luck, Whistler!

I chopped my hair off! It is almost chin length now. I am so excited.

TheAnswerIs42 wrote:I chopped my hair off! It is almost chin length now. I am so excited.

Awesome! I need a haircut.

TheAnswer, (I'm positing this as a new nickname. You think it will take off?) Bob wants to know why you didn't do this before coming to meet us. She wants to see it.