Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Is there anyone out there techie enough to fix it?

My only suggestion (without looking at the code) is to go to line 443 of index.php (assuming you can edit that file) and changing

SELECT t.* FROM phpbb_topics t WHERE t.topic_id =

to

SELECT t.* FROM phpbb_topics as t WHERE t.topic_id =

or maybe

SELECT * FROM phpbb_topics as t WHERE t.topic_id =

or the last without the "as."

Technically it oughtn't to make a difference. But there's an off chance that MySQL doesn't like it.

I'm done with exams, so if you like I would be willing to take a look at the code. I'll be traveling for a rather long time starting tomorrow, so I may be out of touch until about... Monday.

Okay. My head hurts from trying to figure this out. And, since it seems I'm the admin and I know nothing, I'm totally willing to hand it off (my original inclination was to ask this one question-answer site that's pretty useful, even though it takes a few days to get a response). Let me know, technically inclined werfs.

I can't even find index.php.

When you stay logged in you never have to see it. That would be my only suggestion if nothing else works.

I don't have a clue either. dzhonatan, you are free to forge ahead with your knowledge of code.

Folks.

Is it fixed?

Fixed for me.