Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I was going to ask if any of you had ever taken Doctrine and Covenants from Bro. Bott and happened to have his list of suggested section titles. But then I though, "Surely someone has put that on the internet somewhere." And then I found it here:
http://www.sugardoodle.net/mambo/index. ... 4&Itemid=5
I don't think Bro. Bott was actually the one who made them up. I think said he got them from someone he used to work with.