Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

http://theboard.byu.edu/index.php?area=viewall&id=52079

I'll throw one into the ring:

Up
Carl: "no rap music, and no flash dancing."
Russell: "Ooh, sand!"

i'd like to add another from up:


random dog: "i like you temporarily!"

Did anyone else laugh for a really long time at the end of the "it is funny because the squirrel gets dead" joke? I sure did. Both times.

I was waiting for something from The Burbs, especially "'Bout a nine on the tension scale there, Reub." My cousins quote that to each other all the time.

Also, I laughed at The Scarlet Pimpernel quote. I have high hopes of some boy saying that to me some day. In the mean time, it's fun to declare "my heart dictates the pace!" for everything.

oh! i also submit any quote from firs wives club. for example:

Duarto: "has she had any work done?"
Brenda: "Honey, she's a quilt"